Thankfully I've never been "Lost", or "had" to spend the night out. However I carry a few essentials with me all the time to help make an unplanned night out more comfortable should that occasion arise.
I do have a couple of quick stories though, of being "Temporarily Geographically Embarrassed"
One of a friend's, and one of mine.....
About 30 years ago, a friend and I were hunting deer in the mountains. It was a cool overcast rainy day and the hunting was quiet, very few deer sightings. It was getting towards late morning and then this fog just came down. One moment no fog, next moment a really thick blanket of fog had enveloped us.
OK we said, time to head back to camp anyway.
When my mate started to head off, I said "Where are you going?"
"Back to camp" he says
"Not that way your not" I replied, "that way is towards Inches gully".
"No way" he says, " camp's this way!"
I said "Well you go that way if you want to, I'm going this way. When you get to Inches Gully, turn around and come back to camp, I'll have the fire going and the billy on.
"Silly bugger" he said, then headed off, the wrong way.
I just shrugged my shoulders and turned back the way I knew camp was.
I had only gone a hundred yards or so when my mate trotted up behind me and said with a sheepish grin "I think I might come with you, think you might be right".
And I was.......we walked straight into camp about a mile and a half away.
There was no danger of him getting seriously lost or in trouble here, because as soon as the fog lifted, he knew exactley where he was. This guy really knew the area very well, and was a good hand in the bush, but the fog had him badly slewed.
My other story happened to me up North in Buffalo country, hot Buffalo country.
My good mate was driving, and we were heading out some 10 odd miles from the station homestead, to an area we wanted to have a bit of a look over for Buffalo.
Well somewhere around half way out on this pretty rough track, he had to answer a rather urgent of nature. He pulled the old Toyota 4x4 up in a cloud of dust, grabbed the spade and the toilet paper, and headed into the scrub.
"I'll sneak over to the creek and see if I can find any pigs" I called to him as he disappeared into the bush.
"Okay" he hollered back
So I grabbed my hunting belt but left my daypack, I was only going to be 10 minutes, and off I start to sneak, over to the creek.
Now remember this rather large piece of real estate (136,000 acres) was pretty darn flat around here, no real noticeable uphill or downhill, but plenty of spindly scrub. In the wet season it's under 6 odd feet of water. And the morning was quickly heating up and it was overcast too, no sun to be seen.
After about 15 to 20 minutes of "sneaking over to the creek"...............I hadn't found it.
"Bugger this" I thought, "better head back anyway".
I turned around and thought "Now, which bloody way IS back? It all looked exactly the same, no matter what direction I looked.
Hmmmmm, this is not a particularly ideal situation, better sit and think this out.
I had my hunting belt on, with a bit over a litre of water and a few other survival bibs and bobs, but I wasn't terribly well prepared for an extended period of being lost out in the heat and the wilds of the Territory. And my compass was in my daypack in the Toyota. Like I said, Not particularly ideal.......
After I sat there for a few minutes, something clicked in my mind. Hang on, I thought, this area is under water in the wet, and I remembered noticing grass etc 6 feet or so up in the scrub as I was walking away from the vehicle. These bits of grass had wrapped around the sticks and branches as the waters flowed away after the rains, and I had noticed these bit of grass were pointing roughly in the direction I was headed when I started off.
SO.............if I walk in the opposite direction the grass wrapped around the tree branches is pointing, I should be headed more or less in the right direction".
I started walking as I thought I should, and lo and behold, 15 minutes later I walked out onto the track, in sight of the vehicle, with my mate sitting there waiting for me.
Pheeeeeew
No harm done, but some good lessons learnt. My compass has been my permanent companion whenever I go bush ever since.
Best
Lex