Author Topic: Giant bull elk (Read 3712 times)

Gene Wensel · « **on:** August 30, 2022, 07:19:07 PM »

I found a really big bull elk in one of those areas where we need a special permit to shoot a bull elk. I didn't draw one of those coveted bull tags, but this bull has been hanging around with 8-10 cow elk. I'm pretty sure he identifies himself as a cow elk. Do you think it'd be okay for me to shoot him with my cow elk tag?

KAZ · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2022, 07:26:08 PM »

That’s a good one Gene.

Hope and pray you are doing well, Good Providence

Wudstix · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2022, 07:39:41 PM »

You'd probably end up in a protracted court battle, I would not risk it.

MnFn · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2022, 07:47:37 PM »

Makes sense to me, Gene.

Joe2Crow · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2022, 07:56:03 PM »

If it’s in Colorado, they might buy it!

The Whittler · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:05:13 PM »

Even in the animal kingdom.

Kirkll · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:55:27 PM »

In this day and age of gay rights, one never knows.... i think you'll need him to come out of the closet first.

GCook · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2022, 04:55:58 AM »

Depends if you get a new age warden or judge.
If I only had a cow tag I'd probably just thin his herd though. They generally eat better anyway.

Bowwild · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2022, 07:12:58 AM »

To be sure, wait until he encounters a stout by limber small tree. If he hugs it the cow tag is ok to use. If he beats the dickens out of it best let him go.

Will Telluteyrd · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2022, 09:14:53 AM »

A Penna. mountain man walked into a bar. He saw a beautiful woman sitting by herself. He sat down and asked her if he could buy her a drink.

Your wasting your time I'm a lesbian, he looked puzzled, I like girls.

He went to the end of the bar and started crying. The bartender said what's the matter. I think I'm a lesbian.

John Cholin · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2022, 09:55:05 AM »

Gene,

It is good to hear from you. I hope you are doing well.

Good luck on catching up with Woody's kid!

JMC

Tim Finley · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2022, 10:47:06 AM »

Ha.. three months ago I drew a cow moose tag in ND and I said the same thing to my friends !

rastaman · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2022, 10:53:47 AM »

Gene, i think if you asked for a jury trial you would be aquitted.

Basinboy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2022, 12:55:58 PM »

Rando · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2022, 01:46:02 PM »

What pronouns does it identify as? She/Her/Hers?

Wudstix · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2022, 02:09:59 PM »

Or We/They/Us ?

Ray Lyon · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2022, 02:32:10 PM »

I believe this is the official answer you’re looking for Gene. Shoot away.

Best regards

Onehair · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2022, 04:41:28 PM »

Be careful of the monkey pox. You never know what else (optional pronoun ) is in to.

Sam McMichael · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2022, 04:58:21 PM »

If you take the shot, you may need to start a GoFundMe page.

arrow30 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2022, 08:00:20 PM »

oh jeeees, what am i gonna do when that big buck comes prancing by, acting all prissy and chit!

now we got problems.


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