********Miss Kim's Cookies...or Kookies....******

[rabbitman]

Hey Bigster....Chairman of the Ethics committee spot is open....you want it???  Only a $50 donation to the corporation.

[JohnHV]

Sorry to break in fellas, but I've got $50 burning a hole in my pocket.

I'm in for one share.

I'll see all you GA boys at Miss Kim's and JC's place next weekend.

You may now get bcak to picking on Mr. Hoffman. Sorry for the interruption.

  :D

[Whip]

Ethics Committee?  Hmmmm, don't think we have one of those yet.  You interested in applying?

[JohnHV]

Miss Kim's cookies don't need ethics 'cause they're "sinfully delicious."

[rabbitman]

John V. ....now that you're part of the corporation, please feel free to pick on Mr. Hoffman also while our C.F.O. comes up with an official position for you.

[JohnHV]

Even though I was born a Yankee, I've lived in Gawgia long enough to know that you don't pick on Southern boys named "Biggie"!!

[IB]

WHY!!

[JohnHV]

For the same reason you don't let Cletus's cousin "Skeeter" work on the Mercedes.  There's just some things you shouldn't do.

[tim roberts]

Yea, I'm back, got a chance to buy into this last year, just can't see givin up my chair, Miss Kim get the oats ready!

[Miss Kim]

Tim,
You must have been the oatmeal guy....  :D  
When it comes time, you guys will have to refresh my memory about who likes what in their cookies! I had several special requests last year and am ready again.  

[Miss Kim]

With John V and Timo adding to the corporation are we now at $1100?????? WOW is all I can say. Bless you all and the kids who are so deserving.

[BigRonHuntAlot]

Damn Good Cookies!!!!  Anyway you fix em.  

[Whip]

Here is the organizational list as I see it at the moment:

Miss Kim - Production Manager
Vance Brewer ( Iron Bull) - C.E.O. (2 shares)
Joe Lasch (Whip) - C.F.O.
Jeff Springer (Tippit) - V.P. - Consumption
Rob Peel (Robtattoo) - Head of Legal Affairs
Dick Easter (Rabbitman) - Chief Security Officer
Kevin Bahr - V.P. - Quantity Control Officer
Doug Campbell - Audit Manager
Walt Francis - VP - Weights and Measures
Dave Tice (Tique) - Chief Engineer
Brent Bassi (bbassi) - VP- Credit Administration
Ron Andrews (BigRon)- Kitchen Maintenance
Tim Roberts - Corporate Training
Gregg Dudley - VP-Leisure Activities
Andrew Reniff (Drewsbow) VP-Research/Development
Steve Tottingham (Curveman) - Compliance Officer
Mel Riley (Irish) - VP- Human Resources
Skyler Wilson - President
Brent McCormick (Hormoan) - Corporate Communications Officer
Steve Osminski (Steve O) - Design Engineer
Dave Stinson (Hunt It) - Corporate Hit Man
John Vernachio (Third Eye) - Biochemist

Hope I didn't miss anybody, but that does work out to $1,100 !!!  Not bad for the first 48 hours!            

We're still holding a position open for you Biggie!  :D

[tim roberts]

Com'n Biggie, we could find you a position under Corporate Wear Designer!  :D    :p    :D

[Biggie Hoffman]

Rabbitman pulled one of me that deserves retribution. And my "buddy" Steve O, what a rabbit punch that was (no pun intended.....stay tuned.....

[Whip]

Come on Biggie, you know you want some.
$50 is all it takes!    

 

[Steve O]

Oh, Biggie, you know I love you   :p .  Both causes are the best in the world.

But, I really NEVER expected you to raise a white flag...

Mmmmm, I didn't know we could  request our cookie type...anything without peanut butter for me Miss Kim--thank you.

[rabbitman]

You would think that one small dose of the "SECRET WEAPON" would be enought for the Bigster....apparently not.  Come on Biggie, take the office of "Chief Taster and Dress Code Chairman" and throw in your $50.  I'll even buy you lunch at the next PBS in Nashville........or you can take your chances with a full assault of "SW".

[Biggie Hoffman]

In the spirit of healthy competition, a few members have gotten together to form our own LLC.
Membership is limited to "how ever many we need to dethrone the stranglehold ( and resulting monopoly) MK LLC has on Ms. Kims cookies." Therefore:

We wish to enter  1K LLC  as a registered bidder.

Minimum investment is...$1K
There will be an equal distribution of all attained assets at time of closing.

As Manager, I offer the 1st $1,000.

Again, only one of our secret members will post at a time, as we see fit. No need to let the other bidders see what they're up against.

[Jeremy]

That's mighty big of you Biggie, but I think MK LLC has a bid on the table of $1100, or am I misreading something here?  :D