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Offline Crooked Stic

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MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« on: December 23, 2005, 06:48:00 PM »
Thought this may be fun.
My bow is so fast that the fletching goes up in flame on the way to the target.
My bow is so fast that the arrow is in the target before the string gets back to brace.
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Offline Hunter John

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2005, 06:52:00 PM »
My bow is so fast it will go through a deer and it is like the arrow never touched him.Oh nevermind thats when i miss

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Offline huntsmanlance

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 06:55:00 PM »
My bow is so fast that the arrow hits the target before you hear the sound of it being shot!

My bow is so fast that even the Flash couldnt outrun my arrow!
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Offline Shakes.602

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2005, 07:23:00 PM »
Good Ones Crooked Stic!!  :smileystooges:
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Offline Keener

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2005, 07:24:00 PM »
My bow is so fast the arrow is back in my quiver before I shoot it.
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Offline pointy sticks

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2005, 07:28:00 PM »
My bow is sooooooooooooooo fast that I'll shoot tomorrow for hits today.
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Offline Keith361

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2005, 07:31:00 PM »
My bow is sooo fast.... I can't see the impact through the vapor trail.
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Offline Killdeer

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2005, 07:34:00 PM »
My bow is SO fast, its phone number is in all the truckstop bathrooms along Route 66.

Oh, sorry. I meant beau...

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Offline Slycoyote

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2005, 07:40:00 PM »
My bow is soo fast I can't keep the arrows fletched.

My bow is so fast that I cant shoot into hay bales during a burn ban.

My bow is so fast that my follow through is pulling the bow.

Alright lame enough for now.  "[moon]"
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Offline pointy sticks

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2005, 07:41:00 PM »
Dang that's a fast bow, aren't you worried them truckers might do it wrong?
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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2005, 07:42:00 PM »
My bow is so fast i have to re-crest after every shoot
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Offline Hunter John

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2005, 07:42:00 PM »
I love that sense of humor.  :smileystooges:  

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Offline gordonf

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2005, 08:35:00 PM »
My bow is so fast I've already missed before I've released.
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Offline headknocker

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2005, 08:56:00 PM »
My bow is so fast, I have to re-wrap and fletch after every shot  :D    :D
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Offline Jake

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2005, 09:02:00 PM »
...I got a nuther one on order...Just in case this one VAPORIZES!!!
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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2005, 09:02:00 PM »
My animals all survive because the wound has been cauterized.

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Long, long afterward, in an oak I found the arrow, still unbroke;
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Offline Jake

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 PM »
Killy,  Damn...That is Fast!  :knothead:
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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 PM »
Every arrow is a flame arrow!
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Long, long afterward, in an oak I found the arrow, still unbroke;
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Offline Jake

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2005, 09:05:00 PM »
all you hear is... fht...
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Offline Killdeer

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Re: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2005, 09:06:00 PM »
If you put a mirror on the arrow, and shot it into space, and trained Hubble on it, eventually you would see God in the Void, scratching His head and saying, "Gee, what will I do today? Oh, there is no day yet. Let's fix that!"

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Long, long afterward, in an oak I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end, I found again in the heart of a friend.

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