MY BOW IS SO FAST-

[sidebuster]

You want to see it again.

[LoneWolf]

My bow is so fast...the air friction dulls my Snuffers before they reach the target.

[DarkeGreen]

My bow is so fast I shot it from the back of a truck(in a vacuum)moving down the road 160 fps and the arrow didn't fall to the ground as though it was dropped.  

[robtattoo]

Clever, witty & well thought out. I like you DarkeGreen  :D

[robtattoo]

My bow is sooooo fast that I don't bother using arrows. The presuure pulse frm the dry-fired string is anough to gut, fillet, de-bone & cook an elephant!  :D

[rxhntr]

my bow is so fast, I have to bounce the arrows off of rocks just to give the animal a chance  

[Jim Parsell]

My buddies bow was so fast, he launched it 12 ft. down range without an arrow even nocked!!!!

[Dick in Seattle]

I've heard enough of you guys... now here's a fast bow... so fast it allowed my grandad to retire.  Many, many years ago, he was hunting in the Cascades northeast of Seattle.  The day was clear, but there was a layer of icy sleet clouds over the ridge.  That layer was acting as kind of a lens and reflecting what was on the other side.  He could see an image of a huge elk, but I knew it would be tricky trying to figure a trajectory over the mountain to hit him.  He had far more confidence in a straight shot, so he mentally triangulated and aimed at the rock wall in front of him.   That arrow went right through the mountain, hit the elk in the breastbone and drove the carcass out of the hide, so he didn't have to dress him.   Being tired, he didn't climb over the mountain to get to him, just walked through the hole the arrow had made in the ridge and packed the elk on back to town.   Years later, the Burlington Railroad bought the rights to his arrow hole and used is as a tunnel, providing the basis for the family fortune.  Now, that's the story as grandad told it.  If you dobut me, the railroads gone, but you can still bicycle the tunnel on the John Wayne Trail.   Anyway, that's how a fast bow allowed an old man to retire young.

dick inSeattle

[Crooked Stic]

That a good one Dick.I found out how fast my bow the other day when I shot straight out in front of me at nothing and about 60 seconds later the arrow whizzed past my ear from behind. Lucky the wind was blowing some and the arrow stuck in a tree or I would still be ducking.

[Voodoofire1]

My bow is so fast it takes ME out to dinner!

My next bow is going to be so fast that I have to build it myself because the bowyers are worried about lawsuits.

[Ol Man]

My bow is so fast that when I shoot something I spin quickly to look behind myself to see it coming toward me.  (Shoots around the world is what I am trying to say!)

[Matt Stuckey]

My bow is so fast I missed a buck of a lifetime this year and the next week recieved a letter from some guy named Noah.  He said something about nearly ruining it for every hunter in North America, then he went on to say something about nearly destroying a boat...I don't know, I had a hard time reading the papyrus.

[Ol Man]

My bow is so fast ...I have to turn around quick to make sure I don't get hit in the back with my arrow.

[Ol Man]

wow - so fast it posted twice.  (Old Timers)

[DSARGE.308]

My bow is so fast, my arrows grow moss before they hit the target.

[The Whittler]

My bow is so fast the arrows went before they go.

[Sneakypete]

Huntsmanlance -- Man, you look like the younger brother of Grendel in the great flick "Beowolf and Grendel." That's a compliment. And I've been wondering ... how was that redhead?

[Dave Rice]

Last fall I was hunting a corn field and loosed an arrow at a deer. The arrow was so fast that it heated the air popping all the corn. Unfortunately, some nearby cows thought it was snowing and froze to death.

[Dalebow]

It is so fast I dont have to get out of bed until tomorrow:-)

[Stone Knife]

My bow is so fast that i had to give up hunting. When i shoot an animal the wound gets cauterized. Then the animal walks away like nothing happened.