Author Topic: MY BOW IS SO FAST- (Read 30264 times)

Gitnadoix · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:17:00 PM »

My bow is so fast all the arrows I will ever shoot and all the arrows that my children will shoot out of it and their childrens children shoot out if it are already in the target, as small wisps of smoke rise from the riser.

But I think Killdeer's faster than light analogy cant be beat.

Killdeer · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:20:00 PM »

Holy squat! Which one of those is faster?

Killdeer

My husband LOVES time travel stories!

Leftwing · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:22:00 PM »

My bow is soooooo fast I still havent figgured out how to keep the feathers from skiddin down the shaft when it hits the target?

ckruse · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:22:00 PM »

My bow is so fast it'll turn an Easton 2020 wrongside out!! :eek:

Killdeer · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:26:00 PM »

Oof!

Jake · « **Reply #25 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:36:00 PM »

I shot an arrow into the nightime air and MY Bow was fast that I had an incoming email from Luke Skywalker when I came in the house! All it said was " Dude...Nice crest job!!!"

hilltoparcher · « **Reply #26 on:** December 23, 2005, 10:06:00 PM »

My bow's so fast it can SHOOT an email out of cyber space!

HTA

RH · « **Reply #27 on:** December 23, 2005, 10:27:00 PM »

My bows are so fast that everyone ask me if I have a HEMI in that thing.
(RH)

Jake · « **Reply #28 on:** December 23, 2005, 10:33:00 PM »

Many Arrows Lost · « **Reply #29 on:** December 23, 2005, 10:34:00 PM »

My bow is so fast the game is knocked over by the supersonic shockwave

...which causes my arrow to miss and the animal to leave, badly shaken, but unharmed

Shaun · « **Reply #30 on:** December 23, 2005, 10:48:00 PM »

I only half draw to avoid tearing the space/time continuem.

Crooked Stic · « **Reply #31 on:** December 23, 2005, 11:14:00 PM »

Good ones! My bow is so fast I have been banned from 3-D shoots because my flaming arrow burns the 10 ring out of the target as it passes thru.

Chad Edgar · « **Reply #32 on:** December 24, 2005, 01:02:00 AM »

My bow is so fast I gotta use Titanium nocks to keep from splitten shafts!

beekeeper · « **Reply #33 on:** December 24, 2005, 02:02:00 AM »

My Bow is sooo Fast that when i miss the Target i will always get a perfect Hit the secont time arout this Planet

wolfhawaii · « **Reply #34 on:** December 24, 2005, 02:40:00 AM »

My latest guava selfbow (will be) so fast that the arrow will hit the pig, cauterize the hole, and vaporize from the heat before I cut the tree down it is made from

Great ones, everybody!

Wannabe1 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 24, 2005, 03:14:00 AM »

My bow is soooo fast, I shot this season and nailed that big buck next season.

deerfly · « **Reply #36 on:** December 24, 2005, 03:38:00 AM »

my bow is so fast that its been confiscated by two men in dark coats and glasses from the government to launch atomic particals at CERN, with NO handshock!

Brute killer · « **Reply #37 on:** December 24, 2005, 05:01:00 AM »

I thought my bow was fast.......

'til I put wheels on it!

Aww, come on guys, come back! :( "[dead]"

Brute killer · « **Reply #38 on:** December 24, 2005, 05:02:00 AM »

Okie man · « **Reply #39 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:08:00 AM »

My bow is so fast NASA builds my broadheads.
My bow is so fast if I shoot over a target, I have to duck because its comin up behind me. That's happened on 3 bucks this year. I'm lucky to be alive.


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