You Know your getting old when.......

[Pat B]

You know you are getting old when you read through 3 pages of "you know you are getting old" posts so you can compare notes.     Pat

[backwater]

When you fart and get nothing but dust.

[bentpole]

You know your getting old when; you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head.

[Dick in Seattle]

I knew I was getting old when I took my foster son to dinner and HE got a senior discount!

[Recurve50 LBS]

Today was my birthday so......I'm not getting older,I'm getting wiser.

You know your getting old when kids start calling you sir......

[joe skipp]

Happy Birthday Larry!! You old fart...          :eek:

[sendero25]

When you lose hair where it used to be (the head) and grow hair where it wasn't before(ears and eyebrows) I also look for a gate instead of climbing a fence.
And how come they make pick-up truck tailgates so high up now...even on 2 wheel drive?
John

[Billy]

...when your Dad looks like Einstein and your kids look at you like you are Stupid...

[Paul WA]

when "Beano" doesnt stop the gas...PR

[Kevin Bahr]

When you pass up an easy shot at a deer just because it's heading AWAY from the truck...

[LostNation_Larry]

When whatever doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

[Paul/KS]

When you get old you start thinking a lot about the hereafter...
As in you walk into a room look around and think, "What am I here after...?"

[Takedown]

You know your getting old when all of your favorite hunting bows (which were made in the 50's and 60's) are still a decade or more younger than you are!

[Tom Leemans]

When you can't remember why you clicked on this topic.

[coon crick]

Last year my dad and I were squirrel hunting with my mountain cur. Dad is 80 and I am 60. The dog treed and we were walking to her about 100 yards away and came to a ditch about 4feet wide and 3feet deep. We stop and dad looks over at me and says "now what are we going to do" We stood there a second and dad realized what he had just said, we both started laughing until we had to sit down and rest.

[looselystrung]

What's worse than "getting old"
 
Not "getting ANY  "  

[Don Stokes]

I thought up a good one, but forgot it before I got to the end of the thread.

It's not too bad when you go to the refrigerator and can't remember what you wanted. It's when you can't remember what a refrigerator IS that you should start worrying.

Still can't remember, but here's another:

...when the WalMart greeters are some of your old classmates.

[Paul WA]

when you are looking for a girlfriend with Parkinsons

[Ron LaClair]

You know you're old when your friends start complaining about getting old and you're old enough to be their dad.     ....  

[bentpole]

Happy 41ST Larry your still a young Buck!