You Know your getting old when.......

[kurtbel5]

Aug 3rd (day of infamy in my book)squated down to pick up something and coughed, something bulged and twanged, Sciatic nerve? holy sheep dip Batman.
 I did Manual labor for 20 yrs and I can say this was a new and wonderful experience.
I'm 45 and feel 80, walk like I'm 90
 I have only just started up and around,cancelled my 1st Deer camp,have not shot since,hoping by the end of this week.
            Kurt
PS Nobody has mentioned the famed Proctologist "visit" or your going to put what??? where??? and then watch it on a TV.

[Don Stokes]

...when you realize you just looked twice at the good-looking lady with the blue hair.

[TXRED]

...when ya notice that yer hide is headin south & takin yer hair with it.  :(

[GR]

When you say
"I remember when"

[nutmeg]

When you check the Obits. each day for someone you know. (nut)

[Old York]

You  know  you're getting old when you're back at full draw and your bowhand comes in four inches.   :p

[smokin joe]

You know you are getting old when you realize that getting old isn't so bad, and that still being alive beats the alternative....

and that things you used to do without thinking twice are things you would not think of doing now, not even once.

Joe -- soon to be 60

[JAG]

You know you're old when:
All the Firemen in your station cal ya, PaPa!

Your teen aged son says you're older than dirt, and you tell him you're only as old as the trees growing in the dirt!

You used to be able to ride anything with teeth, hair and eyeballs, and now you're just proud to have teeth, hair and reading glasses!

[madness522]

You know you're getting old when you re-read this thread and don't remember you already read it.

[bbairborne]

Originally posted by HO'NEHE JEFF:
you know when ya getting old when ya have to pee about 5 times a nite.     :mad:    

...... and half those times you sit down to do it. Ugh!    

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[Paul WA]

When someone says, "Have a good day" and you respond. Every day above ground is a good day...PR

[swamp donkey]

ya know your getting up there when you're sittin around talking about old times n laughing about how your parents always talked about their ailments and then realize thats what you do now

[sagebrush]

.....when a very young person asks if they had cars when you were little. Gary

[bawana bowman]

You know your gettin old when your kids suddenly begin calling to see how your Doctors appointment went. And you overhear your son and grandson discussing why each feels they are the better choice to receive your house. (and I'm only 53!)   :confused:

[ron w]

When you and your wife both finish each others sentences.

[ronp]

You know you're getting old when the next president of the USA might be younger than you.

[ronp]

After this recent news, I stand corrected!  You know you are getting old when the next vice president of the USA is younger than you.

[DRR324]

when you go to bed wondering what is going to hurt when you wake up tomorrow....
the back, shoulder, knee....

[Dozer]

I'm only 26 but I jokingly asked the old timer in my diesel shop a few years back "How old were you when you first got electricity in your house?" His God's honest reply.... 17!!!

[jeff w]

When you realize those 'vintage' bows you are shooting were bought by you then they were new.