Anyone else out there stupid?

[Jim now in Kentucky]

I'm more stupid. I live in Maine and keep thinking I'll see a deer! They are all TOTALLY nocturnal where I am. I see them often at night when driving but almost never if there is any daylight.

[Doug S]

Reminds me:
  I once went antelope hunting in a state next to where I normally went. I mistakenly went 3 days before the season started. Made a great stalk and shot a doe behind a round bale at 2 yds. Man I thought I had a great day until the next when I over heard a guy in a shop say he and his buddies were going hunting opening day, the day after tomarrow. I turned myself in and got fined. Had my boy with me too. Now the kids ALWAYS ask me if I have a legal tag for this or that? And is it in season? Made an impression on the kids when the officer came and fined me and took the meat.

[slivrslingr]

Whoops!  At least you has your bow with you.  I drove an hour for late season one early AM and when I got to my spot couldn't find my bow, then realized it was still snoozing comfortably at home, right where I left it.  Ok, forgetting a knife, lunch, or hat is pretty bad, but my bow, man did I feel stupid!  
Or how's this, my rookie archery season I walked away from a glunking bull elk, didn't know what that sound was!  
You are not alone!  Good luck the rest of the season.