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Author Topic: Redneck game cart!  (Read 717 times)

Offline Apex Predator

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Redneck game cart!
« on: January 08, 2009, 10:19:00 AM »
A couple of weeks ago I was bowhunting down a long gated off road.  It was a four mile hike to where I was.  On my way out I saw a cooler on wheels next to a doe that someone had shot that morning.  This is 4 miles from the truck!  I couldn't imagine rolling that thing that far.  I had only rounded one bend on the way out when I came up on a fellar pulling a little red wagon.  I stopped and spoke to the man.  Evidently, he had shot a hog the prior evening and was coming in to pack out the hog when he killed the deer.  Anyway, he was bringing in the wagon to haul out the deer, hog, and cooler.  He was really confindent that he had it all figured out, and I didn't want any advice.  I wished him well and headed out.  I figured he would have some trouble, but it would be a good lesson for him.  The next weekend I was hunting the same area and walked up on his "discarded" red wagon.  He abandoned it way back in the woods.  I guess I will be hauling the wagon out myself soon!  Can't leave such an eyesore in one of my favorite haunts.

 

 
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Offline bohuntr

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 10:25:00 AM »
Apex are you sure that is really true and not some early April Fools joke?  Unbelievable!!!
To me, the ultimate challenge in bowhunting is not how far away you can succesfully make a killing shot but rather how close you can get to the animal before shooting.

Offline Tall Paul

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 10:33:00 AM »
Where can I get one?
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Offline KSdan

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 10:37:00 AM »
I hope to see it in the classifieds. . . I have been looking for one of those   :biglaugh:
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Offline Apex Predator

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 10:52:00 AM »
Sad, but true!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 11:08:00 AM »
just needs a wheel alignment and your good to go apex.  :biglaugh:  

nothing worse than junk lying around in the bush. you wouldn't believe the places i've found coke cans!
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Offline Ybuck

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »
and i get ticked off when i find a food wrapper in the woods! Unbeleivable  :banghead:
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Offline unclewhit

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 11:34:00 AM »
I the dude had a real radio flyer he wouldn't have had that wheel alignment problem.

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Offline dragon rider

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 11:45:00 AM »
My mother used to say that God took special care of babies, drunks and damn fools, which probably explains how the guy managed to kill a hog and a doe despite the obviously correct analysis by Unclewhit and Mr. Bunny.
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Offline Flinttim

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »
The sad part is, the numb nutts actually blundered upon both a hog and deer. I'll hunt clean the rest of my days and not do that.
Genesis 27:3 Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison;

Offline Rob Fin

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2009, 02:47:00 PM »
Now I finally know what the true purpose of that 4 wheeled thing my daughter plays with is! Mine is the exact same model as yours except mine is green. The green are much less conspicuous in the woods.

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2009, 02:55:00 PM »
It's really good to know that there are idiots all over and not just here in New York.
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Offline Bakes168

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2009, 04:06:00 PM »
Same here Ron, I thought for sure they all lived in MI.
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Offline sswv

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2009, 05:50:00 PM »
"life's hard....but it's harder if you're stupid"

Offline Jeff Roberts

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2009, 06:18:00 PM »
I know the road he was on Marty. If he was that stupid wonder how he found his way back out even tho it was a dead end? Unfortunatly he is not the only stupid or inconsiderate jack out there.
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Offline RC

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2009, 06:22:00 PM »
Reminds me of the guy at HorseCreek that used beer cans for brite eyes. The whole 100 yards from the road.Idiot.RC

Offline sulphur

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2009, 07:40:00 PM »
my kids won't even pull one of those dumb things.  worst wagon of all time.  I had a real radio flyer when i was a kid, back when people still made things out of metal.  funny story btw
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Offline Buckeye Trad Hunter

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »
I didn't even like pullin my kid around the zoo in one of those much less all that stuff out of the woods.  As far as the competance of the guy who left it, I don't even know what to say.

Offline unclewhit

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2009, 08:18:00 PM »
Just think he has to explain it to his kid how daddy broke the lil' red wagon.
That being said it's too bad that he passed on DNA.
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Offline Outwest

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Re: Redneck game cart!
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2009, 08:30:00 PM »
Might work good for squirels.

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