Ron....
I heard that a 55 year old, a 65 year old and a 71 year old guy were sitting around zitchin about being old. The 55 year old says "you don't know old...I have trouble peeing". The 65 year old said " you don't know old, I can hardly move my bowels". The 71 year old said "you guys think you have it bad,,,,,at 6:00am every morning, I urinate. Then at 6:30 am every morning, I have a bowel movement". The other two looked at each other and said in unison " so what is so bad about that ?" to which Ron....I mean....the 71 year old said..." I get out of bed at 7:00am.
Happy Birthday Ron !
ChuckC