It's Here! It's Here!
It's beautiful! It's strong! It says Killdeer on it!
I strung it up and it wants to play!
I'm not allowed to shoot it in the house.
I'm not allowed to shoot it in the house.
I'm not allowed to shoot it
Though I almost went and dood it
But I'm not allowed to shoot it in the house.
I'm going to the dog park, now, to shoot it, and then tonight is the weekly meeting of the Chagrined Again Hunting Club, which I dare not miss lest they vote me out.
Killdeer
~Founder and Whipper-In,
Chagrined Again Hunting Club