Danny, sweet bow and glad to hear you are happy with it. Considering the number of bows that have been through your hands your statement speaks volumes. Now, if we can just get you to KEEP it
Please don't shoot me for stealing your thread, hope you understand since you are a comrade in arms...
T..J., I have a couple of terms I've used:
Morrisonitis (also Morrisonosis)- initially an inocuous disease that is transmitted on first contact with a Morrison bow; progressing to fever, sweats, agitation and withdrawal from said bow; culminating in the eventual purchase and shooting of said bow. This disease is not terminal; on the contrary it manifests itself in the later stages as euphoria and a stupid blissful grin while shooting said bow (see Morrisonitude below). No known cure but regular shooting and fondling of said bow will minimize initial negative symptoms. Ex. "His wife is gonna kill me...I've given him Morrisonitis."
Morrisonist - term used to describe anyone who is a "believer" in Morrison bows. "He's finally seen the light...now he's a Morrisonist."
Morrisoniac - term used to describe one in the later stages of Morrisonitis. Ex. "There's no hope now, he's definitely a Morrisoniac."
Morrisonoid - someone who is helplessly and hopelessly devoted to Morrison bows exclusively, to the point of denial that other bows even exist. Ex. "It's a shame for those other bowyers, JC is a complete Morrisonoid."
Morrisonerrific - descriptive term used to describe positive qualities of a Morrison bow; generally considered to be an expression of ultimate satisfaction. Ex. "Those snake skins are Morrisonerrific!"
Morrisonitude - state of perfect well being and peace with the universe caused by shooting a Morrison bow; typically symptomatic with glazed eyes, a silly grin and in extreme cases slurred speech and drool. Ex. "He was completely lost in Morrisonitude, not noticing his wife as she recited his honey-do list."
Morrisonism - Though not necessarily specific to Morrison bows only, a word or phrase associated with ALL Morrison bows. Ex. "This bow is super fast, stable, and church-mouse quiet."
Morrisonified (also Morrisonized and Morrisonated), - Description of the action performed by Morrison bows when they deliver the payload precisely on target. Ex. "Heart Shot! That buck just got Morrisonified/Morrisonized/Morrisonated."
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