Chapter 1 - Group "W" Bench to God Save the Queen.
Canada has a policy - no criminals allowed in. Since I am an American and one out of a hundred of us is in prison at any given time... Felonious gardening - or what the State of Iowa insists on calling Manufacture of a Controlled Substance - had me as an ex member of that one in-a-hundred club. I spent a pile of lucre and several months trying to get a TRP (Temporary Residency Permit) to enter Stinson Land.
Despite the efforts of my hired immigration attorney from Toronto, the required permit did not come through and I had to call Tom to let him know that I was unlikely to be able to attend. And call Nate to let him know our carpool plans were trashed.
I had one last hope which was to present myself at the border and see if the superintendent at the Detroit tunnel would review my case and grant me special dispensation. My legal beagle had not as yet even secured a commitment to talk to me from the man in question.
I left home on Friday morning with low hopes for the crossing and a back up plan to visit my folks in Ohio when I was turned back at the border. About 5 PM my cell phone rang as I drove through Michigan. "You can talk to Bob Genereux at the tunnel but you have to wait till the weekend traffic rush clears and see him after 8PM."
I killed a few hours in Detroit and plunged under the river and popped up in Windsor. I said a little prayer for God's will not mine, and followed directions to the counter where I met Mr Genereux. He allowed as my attorney had failed to send him any of the information about my application and started from scratch with the usual questions.
When I got to the part of the tale where my mom refused to become an American citizen preferring to retain her birth nationality and carry a green card, Mr Genereux perked up. "Your mother is a Canadian?"... "Your parents were married at the time of your birth?"... "Your were born on a US army base in Alaska?"...
The keys on his computer flew and he called a couple other officers over to read what was on the screen. "Mr Webb, there was a new law passed just this April... and everyone born of a Canadian citizen, in wedlock, outside of Canada has been retroactively - from the time of their birth - been declared a Canadian citizen. Welcome to Canada, you are a Canadian by decent."
After a few moments of confusion as I thought he said "by dissent" and I had not even told him my political views, I said, "God Save the Queen!"
I followed the "Queens Highway" also called Hwy 402 across the province of Ontario and watched the sunrise over Quebec. Dreams of socialized medicine, traveling the world on a Canadian passport, heck - trips to Cuba (wonder if they have bow hunting) danced in my mind. And I was in for BearQuest III !!!!!!!!!