Quotable sayings....................

[Billy]

...bring up some proper food...
...there may be injuns around....

"They sent him to college and got all the common sense educated out of him" - H.E. 'Bud' Gibson

'I gave 'im my watch and my horse, I put more value on the horse, than my name.'- Capt. Call

One riot, one Ranger

[Bill Shepard]

A sign in my sergeant's office:

"I would love to help you out...Which way did you come in?"

[joevan125]

Quote after a all night drunk

I feel like i have been chewed up by a billy goat
and s*** off a cliff

[doug77]

my grandpa told he once " it's OK to make a misteak just don't make do it again"

doug77

[jazbow]

My dad would always tell me when I first started hunting by myself, "If you get lost, don't come home."

[Northwoods]

it's not about how much you make, it's about how much you don't have to spend.

[GRINCH]

When I move to Alabama I had to learn how to hold a conversation,You only need a few chosen phrases.
I heard that.
I know thats right.
You can say that again.

[Curtiss Cardinal]

Advice my Father gave me at different times of my life.
When I started school...." Never start a fight; but always finish one."
"A wolverine goes out looking for a fight.A badger hopes to H*ll he finds one; but neither one can beat a skunk in a p*ssing contest." said just to be woodsy and humurous.
"A man don't quit til he's dead."
Thing's I say all the time and some of the replies
me."I am smarter than I look." my friend ,"Yep, you sure are."
me, "Well I am not just another pretty face." my friend, "No you're not at that."
"God's gotta have a sense of humor, just look around you."
and lastly something I swear I made up in an early chatroom and some read it and made a poster and maybe got sorta rich over.
WARNING Politically Incorrect
"Fighting on The Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded."

[fatman]

Jeremiah Johnson had the perfect family arrangement....a kid that couldn't talk, and a wife whose only word was "YES"  

[snag]

Good stuff guys! I'm lovin' this!
 

[Mike Orton]

Well Snag, I am somewhat a collector of Famous Quotes....these are some of my favorits:

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
  - John Adams


A hunt based only on trophies taken falls short of what the ultimate goal should be ... time to commune with your inner soul as you share the outdoors with the birds, animals, and the fish that live there.
Fred Bear


A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
~ George Bernard Shaw


I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
  - Zsa Zsa Gabor

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
  - Aesop

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
~ Douglas Casey, classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown Univ.


Dave, I have a file of some Jeramiah Johnson ditties I'll have to find for you...

[Mike Orton]

This here is for Dave2old to chew on a bit...

Jeremiah Johnson: [Jeremiah and Caleb find Del Gue buried to his neck in sand] Are you all right?
Del Gue: Sure, sure, I got a fine horse under me!
[sneezes]
Del Gue: Got one of them feathers in my nose.
Jeremiah Johnson: You keep sneezing, it'll come out all right. Haven't seen anyone pass by recent, have you?
Del Gue: Nobody's gone in front of me. Can't say what's happened behind me, though.
Jeremiah Johnson: The Injuns put you here?
Del Gue: T'weren't the Mormons. A Chief, name of Mad Wolf. Nice fella, don't talk a hell of a lot. Say, you wouldn't have an extra hat on you, would you? Shade's getting' scarce in these parts.
Jeremiah Johnson: What'd you shave your head for?
Del Gue: Mad Wolf figures like every other Injun I know. Says this scalp isn't fit for no decent man's lodgepole. Ain't the first time I've protected my head in such a way. Name's Del Gue, with an "e".

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Del Gue: The Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world. I ain't ever seen 'em, but my heart tells me that the Andes is foothills and the Alps are for children to climb.

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Jeremiah Johnson: Y'ever get lonesome?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what?
Jeremiah Johnson: Woman?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.


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Del Gue: Jeremiah, maybe you best go down to a town, get outta these mountains.
Jeremiah Johnson: I've been to a town Del.

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Bear Claw Chris Lapp: You've come far pilgrim.
Jeremiah Johnson: Feels like far.
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Were it worth the trouble?
Jeremiah Johnson: What trouble?


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[Jeremiah and Del are parting company]
Jeremiah Johnson: You'll do well, Del; providing you don't get into trouble with all that hair.
Del Gue: Ain't this somethin'? I told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. "Make your life go here, son. Here's where the people is. Them mountains is for Indians and wild men." "Mother Gue", I says "the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world," and by God, I was right. Keep your nose in the wind and your eye along the skyline, Jeremiah.

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Bear Claw Chris Lapp: I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp; bloodkin to the grizzer that bit Jim Britcher's ass! YOU are molesting my hunt!"

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And one of my personal favorite quotes of all time:  
   
"While a young man fears that to go too slow is to risk missing something, an older man knows that to go too fast is to risk missing everything."
-   David Peterson

[saltwatertom]

From JJ. When Bear Claw rolls over and opens one eye, and says " yep, seen it right off, not enough dirt on top of the coals" as Jeremiah is putting out the fire in his bed roll. My favortite from the movie.

Also, from Red Green, to his wife,... "honey don't you worry about that gal you seen me with, she aint half the woman you are, either in age or weight"

[Jack Whitmire Jr]

From grandad"

"Son we all would be better off if we hadn't  smelled Gasoline or Perfume"

[Jack Whitmire Jr]

I can say thsi quote with hunor because I'm one of them :

" You Baptist beleive if you hold someone under water long enough they will beleive anything "

I like telling my Baptist bow shooting preacher buddyt his one  

[broketooth]

busier than a one legged man in a a**kickin contest. when i asked a friend how he was doin at work.when someone asks me how im doin i reply" hangin in there like a hair inna bicuit"

[broketooth]

thats biscuit

[Bonebuster]

"Don`t take life too seriously,... it isn`t permanent"

"Riding a motocross bike is like looking down the barrel of a loaded gun...even if the safety is on, it`s STILL a bad idea" (from my dad)

"No matter how much you feed your kids today, they will still want to eat tommorrow" (dad again)

"If your talking, you ain`t listening...if you ain`t listening, you ain`t learning"

"If you meet a man you wouldn`t allow to walk behind you with a loaded gun, what good is he?"

[Keefer]

"All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing."

[JavelinaHink]

I always told the apprentice's if your
 " Not making mistakes your not working" ......

and in the winter when there saying its cold I'd say the
"Heats in the tools...pick up the place".. that would always get the look.    

Bill.......