Author Topic: Quotable sayings.................... (Read 14414 times)

straitera · « **Reply #140 on:** May 31, 2009, 02:37:00 PM »

Uncle after a big bowl of Texas HOT turkey chili, "I'll have to s--t in the creek to keep from catchin the woods on fire!"

"Biscuit britches" (big girls wearing jeans 3 sizes too small like all over Texas.)

"Tough? You'd rather go bear huntin with a switch!"

"Slicker'n sheep s--t on an axe handle."

About an alcoholic friend so drunk, "He could piss a hole in concrete!"

"Never miss a good opportunity to shut up."

Covey · « **Reply #141 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:08:00 PM »

You guy's are crack'n me up!!

Jason

nybowman · « **Reply #142 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:52:00 PM »

My DI in the Marines used to say "It's mind over matter. You don't mind it don't matter" Theres times when I still look to that one.

TheFatboy · « **Reply #143 on:** May 31, 2009, 05:04:00 PM »

"Never miss a good opportunity to shut up."

That's a good one.

TheFatboy · « **Reply #144 on:** May 31, 2009, 05:05:00 PM »

"Don`t take life too seriously,... it isn`t permanent."

This one too!

jazbow · « **Reply #145 on:** May 31, 2009, 10:41:00 PM »

My favorite line from Jeremiah Johnson - "Lost?! Never lost! Powerful confused for two... three months at time; but never lost."

longbowray · « **Reply #146 on:** May 31, 2009, 10:48:00 PM »

if you dont have time to do it right, how are you going to fine time to do it over.

Tatersalad · « **Reply #147 on:** June 01, 2009, 12:05:00 AM »

Here are a few good ones...i worked with an old man that would drop these little one liners every day. I started writting them down in a book. I have over 200 of them. Unfortunatley most of them are not fit for this forum.

1. He was tight as bark on a tree;
2. He was as nervous as a dog sh-tting a peach seed.
3. Dark as the inside of a bear
4. He's about as usefull as pocket on the back of a shirt.
5. His eyes rolled back in his head like a dieing calf in a hail storm
6. That's as useful as tits on a boar hog
7. I'm so unlucky i could fall in a barrel of T_ts and come out sucking my thumb
8. I'm so mad i could lay down and piss straight up
9. He looked as out of place as a turd in a punch bowl
10. if it hurts...your probably not doing it right

TheFatboy · « **Reply #148 on:** June 01, 2009, 07:18:00 AM »

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Originally posted by longbowray:
if you dont have time to do it right, how are you going to fine time to do it over.

What a nice saying. Thanks for posting that. It's noted.

outbackbowhunter · « **Reply #149 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:51:00 AM »

Never mind it could be worse.......it could be me, lol

Herb Calvin · « **Reply #150 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:09:00 AM »

If it ain't broke, let me have it for a few minutes.

frank bullitt · « **Reply #151 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:21:00 AM »

"Any stick do for bow....good arrow dam heap work"...Tommy, the savage!

"I overheard something while talking to myself"....Alan Alda

Hawkeye · « **Reply #152 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:30:00 AM »

My late Dad's only two sayings, which I heard time and again:

"Too soon old, too late smart."
(When the day's events/weather/news/markets showed a different previous choice would have been a better course of action)

"From the day you're born 'til you ride in a hearse, it's NEVER so bad that it couldn't be worse"
(Applicable to lost love, financial reverses, and farming in general, but he pulled this out on me several times as a young man when I REALLY wished he wouldn't!)

ref2hunt · « **Reply #153 on:** June 01, 2009, 11:40:00 AM »

From my dad while growing up," I'll tell you when you are hurt"

A reference to my first boss, "The man has very deep pockets, but extremely short arms."

Legolas · « **Reply #154 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:59:00 PM »

"Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out" Art Linkletter

"We take life in order to learn how to live life"
Charlie Lamb

Politicians are like diapers- they both need to be changed regularly for the same reason.

A tree doesn't fall far from its nuts.

A released arrow is like a spoken word-it can't be taken back.

Tis better to regret the shot not taken than to regret the shot taken. Rick Essex

Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana.

Bleeding ALWAYS stops.

I dreamed that life was all joy. I awoke and found it was but service. I served and found that service was joy.

Mo. Huntin · « **Reply #155 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:19:00 PM »

Since you boys are still playing.
religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
I really like that one, A released arrow is like the spoken word it can't be taken back.

suzie_shooter · « **Reply #156 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:14:00 AM »

my grandpa always told me " can't never done anything." and it has always helped me push through things i thought couldnt be done

TaterHill Archer · « **Reply #157 on:** June 02, 2009, 02:22:00 AM »

suzie_shooter beat me too it. My dad always said, "Can't never did anything." He also says, "Anything worth doing is worth doing right."

I'll add one. "That's neater than a whole tree full of hoot owl babies."

kurtbel5 · « **Reply #158 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:34:00 PM »

Mom to me,

"Will you just go take a long walk, off a short pier"
or "Go play on the freeway"

Dad to me for not listening to Mom,
"Your cruisin for a bruisin"

"Don't get in a battle of wits with an unarmed person"

"Beauty is skin deep, stupid is to the bone"

kurtbel5 · « **Reply #159 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:46:00 PM »

"Careful the A$$ you kick today, might be the one you hafta kiss tomorrow"

"...if you have a wish in 1 hand, or s#it in the other.."

Klingor on Mash
"may the fleas of a thousand camels, infest your armpits"

Shultzy
"I know nothink"


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