Author Topic: Quotable sayings.................... (Read 14417 times)

snag · « **Reply #160 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:54:00 PM »

You guys are killin' me!
Kurtbel5, I love the "Don't get in a battle of wits.." one! Funny and true!

snag · « **Reply #161 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:11:00 PM »

What's that one about "best not to open your mouth and stick your foot in it, thus removing all doubt about how stupid you are.." Something along those lines...?

"We were given 2 ears and 1 mouth. We should listen twice as much as we talk!"

"It's easy to be generous with another man's money".....hmmmm, sounds like someone in Washington should hear this one!

"A person who gets all wrapped up in himself makes a mighty small package!" hmmmm, another one to send to Washington.

"If you can't advice, you can't be helped."

"A false friend and a shadow stay only while the sun shines."

Wile E. Coyote · « **Reply #162 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:14:00 PM »

When old woodsmen asked if he was lost: "Indian not lost, tepee lost."

"He's a good man to cross a river with."

" I did't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you."

"If you are going to ride my A$$that hard you could at least pull my hair."

snag · « **Reply #163 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:24:00 PM »

"I wasn't lost, just temporarily disoriented." I have had to use this one a time or two!

saumensch · « **Reply #164 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:43:00 PM »

Two from my grandad:

Women, you cant live with em but youre not allowed to shoot em. (I apologize to all women who are different)

If you ever marry, take a nice one, an ugly one eats quite the same amount.

I hope they still work after my poor translations.

saumensch · « **Reply #165 on:** June 02, 2009, 02:25:00 PM »

Ohh and of course:

"I can withstand everything. Expect temptation."

saumensch · « **Reply #166 on:** June 02, 2009, 02:26:00 PM »

should have been:

"I can withstand everything. Except temptation."

Sorry

Bill Tell · « **Reply #167 on:** June 02, 2009, 04:51:00 PM »

Some memorable ones in my lifetime:

Cut my pizza in to four slices... I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Don't pee up hill

Give your last dollar away. It will be worth more then if you spend it.

Give me a whiskey. I don't have time for beer.

Only little girls hit women

If you just spit on a fire it doesn't put it out

work hard so you can play hard

When man wants to destroy his creativity is endless.

rabbit comes out the hole around the tree and back down the hole

righty tighty lefty loosy

to tell a rabbit from a hare don't look at the hair

knuklhed · « **Reply #168 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:37:00 PM »

Reading these, I'm smilin' like a dead pig in the hot summer sunshine....

Curtiss Cardinal · « **Reply #169 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:19:00 PM »

Abraham Lincoln was fond oh, "It's better for one to remain silent and thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
Another one from my Dad, "Work smarter AND harder"

mooseman1967 · « **Reply #170 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:30:00 PM »

Dont pee in the well you might have to drink from it someday.

DV of WI · « **Reply #171 on:** June 03, 2009, 12:57:00 AM »

"Stupidity should be painful" Monty Browning

Mark 507 · « **Reply #172 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:09:00 AM »

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"

Tony Chinn · « **Reply #173 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:37:00 AM »

My grandpa told me this one once

Beware of the toes you step on today, because they might be connected to the a-- you have to kiss tomorrow.

Hillbilly

Ricoh · « **Reply #174 on:** June 03, 2009, 07:33:00 AM »

From a friend who owned 2 of everything " Better to be looking at it than looking for it"

From my Dad " Better than a kick in the Arse with a frozen boot

Rick

Paul the Viking · « **Reply #175 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:04:00 AM »

Moderation in everything; including moderation!

Mudd · « **Reply #176 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:47:00 AM »

My dad always said "What's the point in being ignorant if you don't show it?"

sagebrush · « **Reply #177 on:** June 03, 2009, 11:36:00 AM »

I told my hunting buddy once that if he got hurt I would find a way to get him out, even if it took two trips. Gary

Ricoh · « **Reply #178 on:** June 03, 2009, 12:07:00 PM »

Sagebrush ILMAO. That I will use someday.

Rick

stuckum · « **Reply #179 on:** June 03, 2009, 12:23:00 PM »

"You don't have time to do it right the first time, but you have time to it right the second time"


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