Author Topic: Quotable sayings.................... (Read 14413 times)

robtattoo · « **Reply #200 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:29:00 PM »

"That boy eats like a dog tick"

snag · « **Reply #201 on:** June 04, 2009, 05:55:00 PM »

Love that one Bowhuntr.

limbolt · « **Reply #202 on:** June 04, 2009, 08:53:00 PM »

Tore up from the floor up. You're letting your mouth write checks that you don't have the a** to cash.

Recurve50 LBS · « **Reply #203 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:14:00 PM »

There is no glory in practice, but without practice there will be no glory.

GRINCH · « **Reply #204 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:31:00 AM »

You reap what you sew.

If you never give up you'll always be a winner.

From my Father:I'll turn the other cheek the first time,there won't be a second.

Oregon Okie · « **Reply #205 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:15:00 AM »

Don't believe everything you think.

GRINCH · « **Reply #206 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:31:00 AM »

Since I moved to Alabama I've learned the key phrases to hold a conversation.
No matter what is said say, I heard that,I know thats right.You can say that again,and under extreme circumstances That Dog won't hunt.

Brian Krebs · « **Reply #207 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:01:00 AM »

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it- that's good: it means nobody has discovered my illegal logging operation.
( Stephen Colbert).

LittleChief · « **Reply #208 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:20:00 AM »

One of my personal favorites has always been:

"Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters!" - John Wayne in "Big Jake"

benny · « **Reply #209 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:59:00 AM »

My High School carpentry teacher would all was tell me "boy you are good on rough work and rough on good work"

Benny

SKYLER W · « **Reply #210 on:** June 05, 2009, 10:45:00 AM »

"Speak softly but carry a big stick"-Theodore Roosevelt

amicus · « **Reply #211 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:30:00 AM »

My Grandfather alwasy told me and my brother

"your best friend is a dollar in your pocket and your dog behind you"

Gilbert

razorsharptokill · « **Reply #212 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:43:00 PM »

"Oh CRAP! Don't tell your Mom!"

LittleChief · « **Reply #213 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:52:00 PM »

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Originally posted by razorsharptokill:
"Oh CRAP! Don't tell your Mom!"

I've used that one a few times myself!

robtattoo · « **Reply #214 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM »

If you ever pick up a hitch-hiker, try this one from Steven Wright....

"Fasten your seatbelt, I wanna try something"

Always like those famous Redneck last words....

"Here, hold ma beer & watch this!"

Russ Clagett · « **Reply #215 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:52:00 PM »

"been married 3 beautiful years........15 all total"

snag · « **Reply #216 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

Jim, that made me think of several situations in my younger years! hahaha

snag · « **Reply #217 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:45:00 PM »

Along the lines of the bumpersticker:
"Vegetarian is Indian name for bad hunter"

is "I didn't climb the food chain to become a
Vegetarian!"

I was at a wine tasting when the man next to me was asked to give his impression of the wine. He thoughtfully pondered it and stated:
"It would go well with a warm tender small mammal" That cracked me up! Especially in that crowd!

And then there was the great philosopher who said: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?"

Legolas · « **Reply #218 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:09:00 PM »

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!

GRINCH · « **Reply #219 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:30:00 AM »

My little brother came down for a visit,his words.
I learned what not to do by watching you,and as I rememer it's so true.


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