Quotable sayings....................

[Buckeye Trad Hunter]

Worrying is like a rocking chair...It gives you something to do but you'll never get anywhere.

[Bowferd]

After 21 pages of humor, How did you guys forget these?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Does a bear s*** in the woods?

What would yor Mother say?

 
Somrtimes I wonder

[blind one]

Asked my uncle if he was going hunting yesterday and he said
 
"Does Howdy Doody have a wooden #$%^.."..

I had never heard that one before.....Roy

[Downsouth]

A couple quotes from a wise old friend of mine:

A change is as good as a rest!

A fartin horse will never tire and a fartin mans the one to hire!

[Stiks-n-Strings]

me after eatin' some of mama's apple pie...
"taste so good it'll make your toungue slap your brains out"
My ol'man used to give me one of the boot lines when I did something stupid...
"boy, you ain't smart enough to pour p@#s out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom"
 I always figured I was smart enough not to p@#s in my boot though, so I must not be to dumb. LOL

[Charlie Lamb]

I just read through this thread trying to clean up the crude stuff. Much too time consuming.
This is a family oriented web site guys.

This has run it's course.