Quotable sayings....................

[Blackstick]

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. - Red Green

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Live to Hunt...Hunt to Live

Hunting is My Heart & Soul, Without it. I'm just a empty shell.

To me the most important aspect in shooting is proper alignment ~Terry Green~The BowHunters of TradGang.com DVD~

[Bill Skinner]

If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough.  John Wayne

Stupid should hurt.

Dumber than a dead rock.

When you plan ahead next time, it will be the first time in your life when you did.

[centaur]

If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

Dumber than a pen full of sheep.

[Whip]

Originally posted by Joseph:
"If you don't ask they can't say no. All they can do is tell you to not do it again!"

"If it is not expressly forbidden then it is allowed"

"Forgiveness is easier to get than permission"

It appears that you are catching on to the married life Joseph!  

[Joseph]

Actually I learned all of those while in the employ of Uncle Sam along with another one "nothing is illegal until you get caught"  It was this selective application of the rules that are suppose to apply to everyone that I witnessed during 6 years in the Army that have caused me to be concerned and untrusting of the goverment ever since!  My wife is a "if it is not expressly allowed then it must be forbidden" type but that is changing

[tradtusker]

" as Confused as a baby in a topless bar"

[Jeff Strubberg]

The more stuff you have, the more time you will spend taking care of your stuff.

It's at least as true about archery as anything else, maybe moreso.

[Jack Denbow]

When I hear guys talking about speed I give the following quote which I think came from Jim Brakenbury.

"Deer don't care how fast you miss them"

And one from me that I tell my wife all the time.

"A man cannot have too many bows"

Jack

[straitera]

"My beautiful wife left me so fast I sincerely regret to this day, especially since so much time has passed, that I never took time to thank her."

"Like whipped cream on dog s--t. Might look good but hard to swallow!"          (4uO)

[snag]

Originally posted by Jeff Strubberg:
The more stuff you have, the more time you will spend taking care of your stuff.

It's at least as true about archery as anything else, maybe moreso.

That's why I got into archery...to simplify things. But now I have a garage full of fletchers, cresting and cutoff equipment, dipping tubes......haha

[snag]

Heading toward your hunting grounds the day before the opener when you find yourself behind a truck pulling a 35ft. 5th wheel loaded down doing 40mph.....
  "At the next passing lane I'm going loose him like a BAD habit!"

[Boswell]

"Treestands don't demand. Treestands don't complain. Treestands simply ask me to sit down and listen."

[NorthernCaliforniaHunter]

A Cuban saying I heard my pops use:

"El burro calgado busca camino" - translation - "The loaded mule finds a trail".

A heard-on-TradGang quote often sited amongst my hunting buddies:

"Lie down on the road and make corn noises".    That one still kills me!

[Zenzele]

Whether you pulling up you socks or pulling down your pants - sooner or later we've all got to bend over....

[dragonheart]

"The best helping hands are at the end of your arms"

"I have know of a great many troubles, but most of them never happened"  Mark Twain

[dragonheart]

"Slicker than greased moose poop"

[Jeff Strubberg]

"Lie down on the road and make corn noises".       That one still kills me!

You can thank Jim Belcher for that one.  Said to a UBM member who was bragging about the hog squealer he had brought to a King Ranch pig hunt...

[saltwatertom]

From the government, (FAA, IRS, FBI,etc you choose),...

"We're not happy till, you're not happy"
 

[bog monster]

" If you don't try to learn something everyday, you probably won't"
 
 "never miss a chance to shut up"
 "dumb as a sack of hair"
 "the Lord will never give you a burden to heavy to bear"
 "if I didn't like to fight I would have never got married"
 From my grandmother when I was a young man.." If
  you are going to fight, you are going to get in trouble. Don't get in trouble and get beat up too."