Author Topic: Quotable sayings.................... (Read 14411 times)

JEFF B · « **Reply #80 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:08:00 PM »

to do the best i can with what i got.

LittleChief · « **Reply #81 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:09:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Oliverstacy:
An emergency on your end doesn’t constitute one on mine.
Josh

That's so close to a sign I used to have up in my office:
"A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on my part."

Red Boar · « **Reply #82 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:16:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Boswell:
"Treestands don't demand. Treestands don't complain. Treestands simply ask me to sit down and listen."

I like that one.

John Scifres · « **Reply #83 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:18:00 PM »

Emily (my daughter) says:

"I'm not gonna go around kicking a$#, but it's good to know that I can."

"A good friend will be the one getting you out of jail but a best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'Let's do it again!'"

Now I add:

"Well shiite and shove me in it." Great Grandpa Baumann - R.I.P.

"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy crap... What a Ride!!"

mooseman1967 · « **Reply #84 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:00:00 AM »

one my father used when a new employee didnt catch on to a task "did a buzzard poop you out on a fencepost and the sun hatch ya?"

IronCreekArcher · « **Reply #85 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:34:00 AM »

Read my signature below...

dragon rider · « **Reply #86 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:44:00 AM »

Democracy is the worst form of government there is, except for all the others.

And from Grandad:

A man's born with two heads. He needs to be real careful about which one does his thinking.

GRINCH · « **Reply #87 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:33:00 AM »

My Dads advice on argueing with your wife,Just smile and say nothing usually gets them either so confused or mad they just quit talking.

Shaun · « **Reply #88 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:45:00 AM »

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

econnell71 · « **Reply #89 on:** May 30, 2009, 04:43:00 AM »

Since I'm from TN, you can say anything about anyone as long as you add "well bless her heart"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!"

carpenter · « **Reply #90 on:** May 30, 2009, 05:32:00 AM »

It ain't right but it's so! I'll loan you any thing but my truck and my ole lady,trucks old ,wife is young,liable to throw a rod in either one of them.

TheFatboy · « **Reply #91 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:48:00 AM »

A quote I just stumbled over...

"I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success." —Michael Jordan

TheFatboy · « **Reply #92 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:49:00 AM »

And another one. A great one, indeed:

"It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you."

Brent Rudolph · « **Reply #93 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:00:00 AM »

When trying to explain my actions, my chief used to tell me, "Brent, when you find yourself at the bottom of the hole, stop diggin."

Wile E. Coyote · « **Reply #94 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:22:00 AM »

"Thats as fine as a frog hair split three times and sanded."

"Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon."

"I don't want to hear the labor pains, just show me the baby."

Covey · « **Reply #95 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:22:00 AM »

"If your looking in the right direction every day is a beautiful day" A good preacher friend of mine that I shoot with said that and it stuck with me!! Jason

adeeden · « **Reply #96 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:31:00 AM »

"Never sniff a gift fish" Pat McManus

Covey · « **Reply #97 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:13:00 PM »

"Bring a compass because it's akward when you have to eat your friend's" HA, Jason

DWT · « **Reply #98 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:05:00 PM »

My Dad always said when I was a young hellraiser," If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough". I have a sticker on my truck that says " I have hunted almost everyday of my life, the rest have been wasted." Or the old standby " Thats gonna leave a mark"

straitera · « **Reply #99 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:21:00 PM »

"Bad hunters {Apache word Vegan}, invented work."


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