"please help me find my wife....please"

[Arkansaslongbow]

my wife of 30 years called late this afternoon to see how my day went; had a normal conversation, then out of no where asked me what would be my dream bow to own; kinda chuckled and said " a black widow longbow" she asked "how much?" told her that the one i really wanted would cost around 1100.00. what happened next is the very reason i posted this subject; she told me to order the bow...    

after i went completely numb i asked who was i talking to and how did you get my wife's phone; she laughed and told me that she recieved a bonus and that she wanted to buy me a "dream" bow...    

so, believe it or not when she came home, she had went by the bank, cashed the check, and handed me 11 brand new 100.00 bills and told me to order whatever bow i wanted from black widow;

so guys and gals, please help me find my wife and help me identify this woman that is in my house right now.....    ....please;


p.s. if this is a dream do not wake me up!!!!

[Capt]

WOW!!! You got "Lucky".

[daveycrockett]

My kind of woman! I married one like her, I'm blessed too!

[tradtusker]

ha ha that is neat!

she just forgot to mention the 3 week cruise with her friends that she just put on your credit card lol

awesome!

[unclewhit]

Awesome!    
If you ever do find your wife, you can send the imposter to my house.

[wtpops]

I dont know where your wife is but the woman in your house is mine, give here back, o and hand her back the 1100 be for she leaves  

[GMMAT]

Is this new gal hot?

[GRINCH]

Congrats,keep the one in the house,she's a keeper.

[Nakohe]

I have one just like her. She bought me a $1300 Morrison for our aniversary. I was floored She is a great wife and I know yours is too.

[frassettor]

Thats a good woman  you got there! You might need a couple hundred more..both of mine were around $1350.00 But that was with the beavertail grip, and mine arem take downs

[vermonster13]

I say keep this one and go with it.    :D

[Benny Nganabbarru]

She's a keeper! Good for you!

[Horne Shooter]

She's very thoughtful and generous.  Make sure you let her know.....lots!

[Russ Clagett]

order the bow before you do anything else.........right now!

[swp]

Whoever she is she is a KEEPER!

[Hawkeye]

Just make sure you hug her and tell her you love her... whoever she may be!    

[Toklat1]

I have one of those wives too, you gotta love em!

[Tater 2]

Your a lucky man!

   I also am very fortunate to have a wife who is understanding of my bow addiction.

[bohuntr]

   

[razorsharptokill]

Wow! For my anniversary I got a bunch of landscaping materials and a 180 ft. french drain to put in... via a shovel!