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Two Fatguys Score

Started by Biggie Hoffman, September 20, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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Marty

One thing about you Biggie- you do have a big heart for others, and you always pay your way- can't take that one away from you! Other than that ...... Why did you ruin Gene's headband?

Mark U

Teal isn't a color, it's a duck.  A brown one, at that.  If you took that sweat band to the auto body paint shop and told 'em to match it, the label on the can would say "1961 Ford Fairlane Blue".  That's a color.  Foosha, maauve and se-esta ain't colors, either.  Feces could be.  Everyone would know what it was.

BTW, in the first pic, I don't see much sweat for a couple of flatlander fat guys posing next to some pretty big hogs.  Either the porters were kept busy, or the diapers you guys wear on yer heads really work.
So don't wait until you retire to go hunting and fishing.  Don't even wait for your annual vacation.  Go at every opportunity.  Things that appear urgent at the moment may, in the long run, turn out to be far less so.

Ted Trueblood

Scarne

Thanks guys for the laugh before I call it a day.
"A man is best judged by what he does when nobody else is watching."

Gene Wensel

I thought a Feces was someone born in late April or early May. On the other hand (no pun intended)I suppose it could be the color of a brown duck too.
  Mark U.... I can only guess what Ulschmit means in German or Irish or whatever foreign country you claim. You got the feces word hidden in your name if you look close.

elkbreath

Gene, I just love that morrison, makes me really want to skin my curve.  Thanks for the entertainment guys and congrats on the meat!
77# @ 29.5 r/d longbow homer
80# @ 29.5 GN super Ghost

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Rick Wakeman
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Marty

Curious Gene- What is Biggie's underware? Is that a fork he keeps in his pocket for emergencies?

Gene Wensel

Okay, underwear, not underware. Biggie's tools are all made to fit metric nuts.

Marty

Does he weigh his arrows in kilgrams? And measure his hot dogs in milimeters ?

Marty

Correction - kill- a- grams!

BowHuntingFool

Awesome, congrats to the both of you!
>>>---Joe Bzura---->

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Paul WA

I'm sure them two hogs won't make either of you any thinner, good going...PR
"I'm a trophy hunter till something else comes along"

NorthernCaliforniaHunter

QuoteOriginally posted by IndianaBowman:
I love it when the PBS guys make meat! That photo almost qualifies as a "sounder".

Congrats Biggie and Gene.
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
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JohnV

I thought Biggie expressed arrow weights in terms of donuts.  You know, my new cedar arrows weigh 3.25 jelly donuts.
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Marty

C'mon John, everybody knows donuts are are a measurement of time and distance from camp. Example- "biggie , how soon til you get to camp?- his reply is- 4donuts " that means about an hour. But if it's early in the day that's only a half hour. It takes years to understand thses codes, John.

Don Stokes

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.- Ben Franklin

saltwatertom

Congrats on the hunt you two.   :thumbsup:    :clapper:  

And thanks to all for the laughs, this is a great thread!!  :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
"There is always luck about, for those willing to look for it"

36bound

Four peas in a pod.

Congrats.

DRR324

Gene,
The only question I can think of:  If you washed it with Biggies undergarments- WHY would you put it on your head???  Not sure if mojo from his family pearls helped at all- and don't really feel that you need THAT kind of mojo anyway....
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Easton Axis FMJ Camo-400's w/150g RazorCaps

"Dad, know what I like most about deer hunting?  The adrenaline rush you get when you know your going to get a shot at one"- my son Tyler after his first miss..

Pegen



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