the office is closed

[joe ashton]

For elk season we closed our office  this is the sign we posted informing our patients

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DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF ELK FEVER WE WILL BE CLOSED SEPT 14  TO THE 19.  DR ASHTONS CHIROPRACTOR HAS RECOMMEND HE CONVOLECE IN THE HIGH ROCKY MOUNTAINS
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for deer season we posted this sign

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DUE TO THE EVER INCREASING CAR CRASH FATALITIES CAUSED BY OVER-CROWDING OF DEER IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DR ASHTON WILL BE PROVIDING HUMANITARIAN SERVICE TO HELP REDUCE THE DEER OVER POPULATION SITUATION.  IN THE INTEREST OF HIGH WAY SAFETY WE WILL BE CLOSED FROM OCT 5 _  9
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[longbowben]

Love it.  

[jhg]

What's a "high way"? Same thing as a "Highway"?

Joshua, just sayin'