I agree, great thread. I like anything tongue in cheek.
How about,
I'm still tuning my setup, so I never got out.
Could only get 26 degrees, not 25, on my single bevel broadheads. (I shoot Grizzlies and felt like this at first)
Deer just too darn cute to shoot this time.
Couldn't decide if I wanted to hunt from the ground or a tree, deer came by as I was arguing with myself.
Thought I heard an elk bugle in the distance.
My camo socks were dirty and the deer can see my normal Sesame Street ones from a mile away.
Got beat up by a badger for wearing goofy Sesame Street socks.
Game and Fish hauled me in for harassing wildlife (they saw the deal with the badger).
If you use any of these, SEEK HELP! YOUR NOCK IS TOO LOOSE.