O.K. But yus guys can't tell anyone. I DO have a reputation to protect ya know.
I was guarding a cabin in Colorado for the owners who didn't spend the winters in it, to keep it from getting broken in to. There were a few other owners scattered over several miles of canyons that I didn't have any contract with, but I would patrol just outta a sense of responsibility. These places were getting broken into during the winter, which was how I was there in the first place. Their property was right on the border of a national forest. It was just me and 40 sq. miles of wilderness area. I grew my beard and didn't cut my hair for a while. Spent a lot of time tramping over those mountains, cutting firewood, exploring, hunting. I LOOKED like a mountain man!
I used to go into town and get books from the library and got to know the girl who worked there, and became friends with her. Well one day I invited her up to my cabin for the weekend.
She told another girl she worked with she was coming up to visit, and the girl said "With him? In the mountains? All alone? But he looks so DANGEROUS!" I'll have ya know I treated the librarian very politely and did NOT try to take advantage of her.
(Although I can't say the same of her! Women...they're all alike! Only after m' body! I DO have a brain too ya know!)
So she started calling me Dangerous Dan the Mountain Man and the name stuck all these years. :D