Beat this one if you can. A couple years ago I hung a new bow and a quiver of arrows in a lilac bush in my yard and took pictures of them. Later we left for awhile and when I got back home I thought I had left the bow and quiver on the table on my back deck. When they weren't there I thought they had been stolen. I reported it to the police, got the police report number then called my insurance company.
The next morning I was having breakfast on the deck when I happened to look out towards the lilac bush and there was the bow and quiver of arrows right where I had left them.
Needless to say it was embarrassing to call the police Dept. and my insurance agent and explain what happened...
"Gettin old ain't for sissys"