I have to Agree, just being Out in
Gods Country is a Major Attitude Adjustment Tool for Me!! Now, as far as Weird Stuff? I was Camping, all by myself, back a Month ago, in the Woods I claim as Mine, but they are My Great Uncles and he just lets me have the Run of His Woods!! The Man Is A
SAINT in My Book!!
Anywho, all set up, Campfire nice & warm, but not Huge. Overcast Night, so
MY Visibility was Very Limited. Just sitting there, enjoying the Sounds of a Night in the Woods, and the Babbling Creeck that runs 10 feet from My CampSight........
Man, I Was In HEAVEN!! There is a Cow Lot between Me & the Dirt Road, and I was laughing at them Moo'ing at each other. Totally Relaxed and Loving It, when I hear this "Rumbling" Noise.
Deep, Down Rumbling, not quite a Growl, but I do know there are 'Yotes that Hang Out in those Woods. So I grabs M'LongBow, Pulls an Arrow Outta my Bow Quiver, and began to Quietly Follow the Rumble.
Had a Ball Cap on, so I had my "Head Lights" On,
Low of Course. The "Growling got Louder, and Deeper in Pitch the Closer I got to the Tree in the CowLot! I turned My Headlights
ALL the Way On, Drew the Arrow, and.... there Stood a Cow looking at me under the Tree! I let down Mighty Fast, Turned My Lights
OFF and the Noises Started Right back Up!!! :eek:
I turned to hit my Lights on My Hat, when
ALL of a Sudden, from Behind Me comes this "Prize-Winning, Longest, Nastiest,
COW FART I HAD EVER Heard!! I almost Dropped my Bow from the Laughing!!
As have the People that give me a Rough time about "Sneakin' Up on a Cow Fart!!" :rolleyes:
Ya Gotta Love LIFE!!