Author Topic: A Great Brunner Story (Read 12545 times)

Gene Wensel · « **on:** March 17, 2007, 03:24:00 PM »

I recently hunted with a guy who hunted with an outfitter who had taken out Paul Brunner two weeks previously. The outfitter showed him the exact tree Too Short hunted out of. He said you could see where the Dwarf had hung his Screaming Eagle about 16-18 feet off the ground. When he climbed up to hang his own stand, he counted peg holes in the tree. Get this....27 steps to get 17 feet up! The outfitter also told him that he carried a five gallon bucket in his truck and would throw the bucket down as a step stool every time Too Short had to climb on board!

vermonster13 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2007, 03:27:00 PM »

ROTFLMAO

To easy for further comment!

bbassi · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2007, 03:28:00 PM »

LOL, them sound like fighting words to me.

SuperKodiak38 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2007, 03:29:00 PM »

And so it begins....this is gonna get good ....

Frank V · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2007, 03:37:00 PM »

Wahoooooooo let's see what happens here!!!

bayoulongbowman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2007, 03:49:00 PM »

man I cant wait!!!! Just got in from day of stump shooting!!!

2Blade · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2007, 03:50:00 PM »

LOL how tall is he?

Gene Wensel · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:02:00 PM »

I'm pretty sure Too Short is somewhere between three and four feet tall. I saw him on a nude beach one time but I didn't want to go anywhere near him with a tape measure with all those naked people standing around him....

8th Dwarf · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:07:00 PM »

Fat man speak with forked tongue! I always use THIRTY steps per tree!

Also, Fat Man would never be allowed on a nude beach, because no one could prove he was nude. That belly would hide everthing down to his knees!

You have to PROVE that you are nude when you go to the nude beaches I frequent.
Your turn, Gene!

Too Short and TOO LONG!

Huntrdfk · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:30:00 PM »

I would love to get you two together for an afternoon or evening, I'm sure after listening to the two of you my sides would be splitting.

David

ishiwannabe · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:44:00 PM »

LMAO....

dino · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:52:00 PM »

This could get good! LMAO!!!

Forester · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:57:00 PM »

And to think that my very first recurve shooting lessons came from Paul and Gene and Barry. I was lured into "traditional" archery by these fine gentlemen. And now this..... My illusions are shattering as I type..... And unfortunately they are being replaced by some rather scary images...........

mike hall · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:40:00 PM »

LOL

Bet ya blooded yer knuckles putten em in.

Funny stuff............

Gene Wensel · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:57:00 PM »

Hey, I think the guy deserves a round of applause just for packing 30 adult sized tree steps all at once.

Guru · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:03:00 PM »

I love this place

...2 of my all time favorite fellas!!

We need to get Biggie away from the turkeys to get in on this one.....

Peckerwood · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:09:00 PM »

I guess when you are" packing " like Paul you want to take short steps so you don't hurt anything.
Bill

3dmuzzy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:15:00 PM »

Like David said you two guys around a campfire and I'd have tears in my eyes from laughing.

>>>>-----> ED

Gene Wensel · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:18:00 PM »

I remember when Too Short had to cut six inches off the tops of his cowboy boots to cure a nasty rash on his thighs.
30 steps is quite a load when you consider the midget uses railroad spikes.

bentpole · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:23:00 PM »

YEH HA trad gang better than watching a movie!


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