3Rivers Archery



The Trad Gang Digital Market












Contribute to Trad Gang and Access the Classifieds!

Become a Trad Gang Sponsor!

Traditional Archery for Bowhunters






LEFT HAND BOWS CLASSIFIEDS TRAD GANG CLASSIFIEDS ACCESS RIGHT HAND BOWS CLASSIFIEDS


« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 [11]   Go Down

Author Topic: A Great Brunner Story  (Read 12546 times)

Offline hormoan

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 2056
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #200 on: April 19, 2007, 09:15:00 AM »
Ray I sure wish the new pewter wuld had spel chek  :readit:  


                        Brent
Logged

Offline Ray Hammond

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 5824
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #201 on: April 19, 2007, 11:50:00 AM »
Brent,

that was directed at Paul...you have to know his postings well... he always complains about the bad the spelling here...so I was just using the chance to take a jab at him!!

   :biglaugh:
Logged
“Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent-that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

Offline DRR324

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 625
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #202 on: April 19, 2007, 01:13:00 PM »
A great thread to brighten the day!
I've not met Paul, but have met Gene and Barry,
I think short people have the camo thing  whipped- unless some guys are out "stump" shooting...
Gene could get by with a sign taped to his belly,
1st cut $40/round bale.  The deer wouldn't suspect a thing....
Logged
Pittsley Predator Classic
53# @ 28"
Easton Axis FMJ Camo-400's w/150g RazorCaps

"Dad, know what I like most about deer hunting?  The adrenaline rush you get when you know your going to get a shot at one"- my son Tyler after his first miss..

Offline 8th Dwarf

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 422
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #203 on: April 20, 2007, 04:07:00 PM »
Been gone fishing...now back to defend myself.

Shucky-darn!  You're right, Ray, but you didn't consider the fact that this was obviously a "Typo", since I do not EVER mis-spell an English word.  SIX YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL gave me a superior education!  How many of you other readers got an education like that?  In addition to all that education, I was very mature when they sent my diploma in the mail (for some unknown reason, they refused to allow me to attend the senior graduation exercises...fine with me, since I HATE exercising anyway!)  I guess it was because they didn't want someone nearly 21 in the lineup!

Gene is one of two fat deerholics
In the woods he used to love to frolic
No more frolicing now
He's as big as a cow
Many years since he's seen his hydraulics!

And some of you think this is between two FRIENDS??????

Hugs and kisses, Gene

Too F. Short
Logged
Too Short  or Too F. Short

Offline 8th Dwarf

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 422
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #204 on: April 20, 2007, 05:43:00 PM »
Awww...Gene!  You mean Shirley ain't that cute wee girl anymore?  I guess I'm out of touch!

Maybe Dame Edna, or some such cutie pie?  I need to have women to lust after, Gene.  Note, I did NOT end that sentence with a preposition!

WAY TOO DANGED SHORT BUT HAPPY NOT TO BE TALL OR FAT!
Logged
Too Short  or Too F. Short

Offline Wudstix

  • TG HALL OF FAME
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • *****
  • Posts: 6299
  • Wood arrows & D/R Longbows Rule!!!
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #205 on: April 20, 2007, 09:06:00 PM »
Zing-g-ga
Logged
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!!!" - Me

Psalms 121: 1-3 - King David

60" Big River 67#@28"              
60" MOAB D/R LB 62#@27"
60" Big River D/R LB 65#@27"
62" Kota Badlands LB 72#@28"
62" Howatt TD 62#@28
58” Bear Grizzly 70#@28”
62" Big River D/R LB 60#@30"
66" Moosejaw Razorback LB 60#@28"

"Memento Mori"
PBS - Associate Member
Retired DoD Civ 1985-2019

Offline Kingstaken

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 1674
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #206 on: April 20, 2007, 09:28:00 PM »
flinch,who ever said these two guys are friends?????  :D
Logged
"JUST NOCK, DRAW AND BE RELEASED"

Offline Gene Wensel

  • TG HALL OF FAME
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • *****
  • Posts: 528
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #207 on: April 20, 2007, 11:12:00 PM »
I thought preposition was part of forplay....
By the way, you didn't spell Jayne Mansfield's first name right either.
Logged

Offline Gene Wensel

  • TG HALL OF FAME
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • *****
  • Posts: 528
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #208 on: April 20, 2007, 11:18:00 PM »
Too Short seems to think foreplay is two couples playing tennis.
Exactly how many schools were you kicked out of? I suppose you're gonna tell us they kept you around for six years to play basketball....
Logged

Offline Mark U

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 184
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #209 on: April 20, 2007, 11:47:00 PM »
Umm, Paul,
"Maybe Dame Edna, or some such cutie pie? I need to have women to lust after, Gene. Note, I did NOT end that sentence with a preposition!"

Was the last word supposed to be "proposition"?
Logged
So don't wait until you retire to go hunting and fishing.  Don't even wait for your annual vacation.  Go at every opportunity.  Things that appear urgent at the moment may, in the long run, turn out to be far less so.

Ted Trueblood

Offline tim roberts

  • TGMM Member
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • ***
  • Posts: 1460
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #210 on: April 21, 2007, 03:26:00 PM »
Hey Paul,
Was just wondering, was that "Home Schooled", Public School, or Private?
>>>Tim~------>
Logged
Tim

TGMM Family of the Bow

I guess if we run into the bear that is making these tracks, we oughta just get off the trail.......He seems to like it!  
My good friend Rudy Bonser, while hunting elk up Indian Creek.

Offline Gene Wensel

  • TG HALL OF FAME
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • *****
  • Posts: 528
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #211 on: April 21, 2007, 05:52:00 PM »
Now that I think about it, the inflatible girlfriend Too Short takes with him on extended hunting trips does look like Jayne Mansfield....
Logged

Offline Gene Wensel

  • TG HALL OF FAME
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • *****
  • Posts: 528
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #212 on: April 21, 2007, 05:54:00 PM »
Before Too Short corrects me, I meant to spell it "inflatable."
Logged

Offline Gene Wensel

  • TG HALL OF FAME
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • *****
  • Posts: 528
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #213 on: April 21, 2007, 05:56:00 PM »
Dwarf told me he buried that doll when she came down with mildew.....
Logged

Offline Littlefeather

  • Moderator
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • ***
  • Posts: 2744
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #214 on: April 21, 2007, 06:29:00 PM »
:campfire:
Logged

Offline HumbleHunter

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 136
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #215 on: April 21, 2007, 09:02:00 PM »
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA,
YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH!!!
Logged

Offline 8th Dwarf

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 422
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #216 on: April 21, 2007, 11:26:00 PM »
I actually gave up on "Miss Montana", my anatomically correct blow-up doll, because I finally met the perfect woman.  I met "Dolly" in a cool gift store in Invercargill, New Zealand.  She is be-ooootiful in all respects.  She is the perfect woman!  Very low maintenance, too.  One great thing about an anatomically correct blow-up sheep is that she never complains, never asks me to do chores, and never says, "No"!  She has a cute, wee, red bow on her left ear.  All it takes to keep Dolly happy is a wee, rubber patch kit.

I am truly happy for the first time in my life, Gene, and I wanted to share this with you.  By-the-way, Gene, Dolly has a sister, Mildred.  I have taken the liberty of sending her to you in a plain, brown-wrapped box.  She should "be in your hands" in just a few days.  Let me know how you like her.  I think Donna will be darned happy about this, too.  

By-the-way, Gene...  You're looking awfully grey and aged in your photos.  May I suggest an Ellis-type toupee...or at least some hair color.  It would take years off your life.

We need to get together soon, Gene, and compare notes on our lady friends, if you get what I mean.

Cheers, OLD friend!

Heeerrrrreeee we gooooo, folks!

Too F. Short
Logged
Too Short  or Too F. Short

Offline Steve in Canton

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 241
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #217 on: April 22, 2007, 12:12:00 AM »
Had a friend that used to own sheep but his wife made him get rid of them when they all started calling him daaadd.
Logged

Offline bayoulongbowman

  • Trad Bowhunter
  • **
  • Posts: 3765
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #218 on: April 22, 2007, 08:58:00 AM »
Gene, Jane Mansfield with or without the Head...I know Im sick!! Heeeeeheeeeeeee  :goldtooth:
Logged
"If you're living your life as if there is no GOD, you had  better be right!"

Offline Terry Green

  • Administrator
  • Trad Bowhunter
  • ****
  • Posts: 28640
Re: A Great Brunner Story
« Reply #219 on: April 30, 2007, 03:55:00 PM »
Moving this one to the Classics archive......
Logged
Tradbowhunting Video Store - https://digitalstore.tradgang.com/

Tradgang Bowhunting Merchandise - https://tradgang.creator-spring.com/?

Tradgang DVD - https://www.tradgang.com/tgstore/index.html

"It's important,  when going after a goal, to never lose sight of the integrity of the journey" - Andy Garcia

'An anchor point is not a destination, its  an evolution to conclusion'
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 [11]   Go Up
« previous next »

Users currently browsing this topic:

0 Members and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.
 

Contact Us | Trad Gang.com © | User Agreement

Copyright 2003 thru 2024 ~ Trad Gang.com ©