A Great Brunner Story

[vermonster13]

Coming to pay per view soon.............LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!! Dwarf Dynamite versus Man Mountain in a grudge cage match!

Get your order in now.

[Steve Leffler]

I heard Paul has started a second career as a  model for children's clothing in Cabelas.

[SERGIO VENNERI]

Gene; Remember " It ain't the size of the Dog in the fight , but the sze of the fight in the Dog" I get the feeling that brunner is Brewing  somthing for ya! LOL.

[Kingstaken]

I've heard the Mr. & Mr. Wensels have a new fitness workout video.
They say it's to help eliminate the need for the emrgency buttom shown in TV commercial for "I've fallen and I can't get up" to:

The Wensel's "Wobble and You Won't Fall Down" work out video.

With songs like "Eating to the Oldies" and another "I just wanna eat all night and eat everyday" (sang in the KISS melody of "I Just wanna rocken roll all night and party every day)

Why walk and take the chance of falling down when you can wobble every where.

It's all about a a Seefood diet, when they seefood they eat it.

[Molson]

I was waiting for the ostrich boot story.  Gene told that a few years ago from start to finish on another site.  I was laughing so hard I nearly gave my own boots a wetting. I chuckle everytime I see someone walk into a public restroom wearing fancy boots.

[Bullseye803]

I heard TOO SHORT was sueing his city for building the sidewalks to close to his a_s.

[Gene Wensel]

Serg, I don't think a pit bull like me has to worry too much about a Yorkie with no teeth.... or would he maybe be a shitsu???
Too Short is a pony in a world of horses. He is a weinie dog in a kennel of Rotweillers. A skateboard at a Harley Davidson ralley. A grape in a watermelon patch. A minnow in a sea of sharks....

[Gary Logsdon]

Say "good night" Gene . . .

[8th Dwarf]

Let's keep this civil, Gene!  NO stories about the Boston Bomb Squad!

I'm working on some comparisons for you, big boy!  I plan to stay up most of the night with my Funk and Wagnells to conjure up some good ones.  Really, Gene..."a grape in a water mellon patch"?  Couldn't you do better than that?

Still visiting those places where you put a quarter in the slot and get to see part of a "special" movie?  What was it that happened to Barry's Burbarry Rain Coat in one of those places?  Hmmm?  I can't seem to remember!

Then there's the story of you shooting that Bear and getting him half skinned and then an Elk bugled.  Off you went and never could find the Bear or the skinning knife again...Good thing Barry and I were there to help!

Then there's the two cases of Dinty Moore Beef Stew that you and Barry ate cold while whining under our table...

Man, it goes on and on...don't it, Gene?

Too F. Short

[Gary Logsdon]

Say "good night" Paul . . .

[Brian Krebs]

Along time ago when Wensels were considered totally believable; one of them said that they got big bucks the 'easy way'.
 'Estrus is Estrus; human or deer.'
"Just what do you think that string is for??"
 And that fall was one I will NEVER forget. Those things were hanging from every tree!!!
       :eek:
 I live in bighorn country; not unusual to see them in the road or next to it. I also live in steelhead country; and its not at all unusual to see fishermen in the store wearing their hip boots.
  I don't expect to live to elk season... cause I know I am going to ask ..... "you sheep huntin?".

         

[Gene Wensel]

You're going to have to get up earlier Wee Man. Remember the time I wiped my boogers on the back side of your steering wheel? They were fresh wet ones too. The kind I snaked out from behind my brain...

[Gene Wensel]

Or how about the time I dumped seven packs of Bromo Seltzer into your pee bottle hanging in the treestand you had down by the beaver dam?
Or how about telling the folks about the time I signed you up for the gay march and had them send all the paperwork to your next door neighbor's address?

[Gene Wensel]

I guess I did have that wrong. Sorry. You're not a grape. You'd be more like a raisin.

[TexMex]

you fellas are nuts!      

[Gary Logsdon]

Can you say "WENSEL FEEDING FRENZY"????   Man, I'm starting to feel a little, I mean, substantially sorry for Paul. LOL

[Kingstaken]

FOCLMAO.....

[Biggie Hoffman]

Now I'm not one to go against Uncle Gene, after all, he and Barry are two of my closest friends BUT, (you knew that was coming eh?)

When it comes to hangin stands, Too Short's steps aren't that big of a deal. Wens uses 4 stands to hang one. One about knee high then climb up on it, another about waist high, climb up on it....you get the idea. Then he screws the steps in on the way back down. Don't believe me???

   
   

[hunt it]

Common Paul lets see dem Wensel pics!!! Maybe you could tell us the real reason he called dat buck WOODY!

[Biggie Hoffman]

OOps....the second pic is ME kickin Too Short's butt at the PBS gathering in Charlotte.
I took him eaaaaaaaaaaaasy........
Uncle Barry is the Referee