Off to Ray hammonds

[Biggie Hoffman]

I've seena few grown men cry crocodile tears after an encounter with a SMG. Men who have faced enemies on foriegn soils. Men who have eaten the 64 oz sirloin steak at Tbones in Augusta. Men who don't use straws in their drinks.

Don't underestimate the fierceness  of the SMG. Have  you ever watched the Schwartzenegger movie Predator? No match for the South Carolina SMG

[Izzy]

I hear the South Carolina DNR transplanted them there to get rid of the armadillos knowing how much they delight in eating them.The plan failed though.Seems the SMGs sometimes hunt with Black Widows and tend to miss more than not.  :rolleyes:

[Ray Hammond]

Biggie,

Nothing more pathetic than a NY yankee- type trying to speak "southern" is there??

Kin you skweeel like a pig, boy????

[Biggie Hoffman]

Ray, how many times have we had the big talkers come down and cower back home after a few days in the swamp?

Odd how many of them are back at camp before dark on the 2nd day isn't it.

[Doc Nock]

Originally posted by Biggie Hoffman:
Ray, how many times have we had the big talkers come down and cower back home after a few days in the swamp?

Odd how many of them are back at camp before dark on the 2nd day isn't it.

That just ain't FUNNY!    Buddy took me merely to Blackwater Swamp Refuge on E. Shore of MD to hunt sika...and I tell you, sitting in a treestand as the sun set...I kept watchin the glare offa all that water tween tree hummocks and if'n I saw a snake, that was it...I was LEAVIN!

In the end, I waited till full dark. It was LESS scary going out in the dark stumblin over roots in water hidden holes than worrying about SEEIN snakes!

I hate moccasins!      :eek:

[kat]

Yankees already know how to deal with SMG's.  You just leave the donuts out around camp and they never make it to the swamp.

[Biggie Hoffman]

kat, that doesn't work down here....can't imagine why though.

[ron w]

Oh ,I think we know why!!!!!!!!!

[Cyclic-Rivers]

mmmm doughnuts. No Hunt! Doughnuts mmmmm, Hunt,  Doughnuts oh so sweet    

I'll take my chances with the SMG Ken, dont leave doughnuts around camp I might be fighting the SMG at camp for them.  Especially if there's coffe involved.

[Icandraw]

Is the spotted mountain gorillas anything like the skunk apes down in Florida?  :confused:    

[Ray Hammond]

no...ten times worse than a Yeti, Icandraw.

They hide in hollow trees during the day and wait for unsuspectin' New Yorkers to come diddy-boppin' by, lookin' for pigs and swine and sech- and pounce on em.

I used to collect the balances everyone owed on Sunday before they left- but I had two guys go out on a Friday afternoon - I drove them down to the swamp and they never came back out. Now its the first thing I do after sayin' "can you squeal like a pig " to everyone!

Spent all weekend lookin' for em, but all I found was a busted osage selfbow that looked like it'd been used for a toothpick- a little blood, a little camo right on the pointy tip of the break...their old green pickup is still sittin' at the camp, waiting on them if they ever show up.

[Izzy]

Ohhhhhhh,now you got Yankee ghosts too hey Ray???By the way you sure dont sound so Souther in person, Ill bet you grew up in the Hamptons.  :p

[Ray Hammond]

he he....that's what I have Mike for, Izzy!! The southern flava flave, baby!!!!

[Biggie Hoffman]

SMG's eat skunk apes.......

[Ray Hammond]

right on, Big.

         

[Killdeer]

Only one thing meaner than an SMG.

A woman in her fifties.    
Killdeer

[adkmountainken]

as i stated before i aint smart nuff to be scared of anything. i get a little nervous when theres 2 beers left in the fridge amd bout once a month da wife makes me nervous for a few days and i go slink in the man cave till the color gets back in her face! when it time to HUNT its time to HUNT and i will get done to it!!! wheni i ain't huntin i like to have a good time with friends and that means alot of b.s.'ing!! yeah man i'm a Yank through and through!!!
 

[Cyclic-Rivers]

Ken, Good looking Birth mark on your leg.

That is your leg Right?

[Biggie Hoffman]

You need to start being scared if you show off that tat much down here in Braves Country.

[pine nut]

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"Nothing more pathetic than a NY yankee- type trying to speak "southern" is there??

Kin you skweeel like a pig, boy????"

Ain't chew close to the Savannah river thar?  Yall know them boyz upstream plays tha banjo don't cha.  Better run ifn ya hears that... they mighta warshed down stream!   Ifn ya kin skeeel like a pig an got gota purdy mouf ya might git asted fer a date!