Raging Waters,
It doesn't matter how much you bench, or how heavy a bow you pull. If you have a Twilight poster showing off Edwards chest your man card not only gets pulled, it gets revoked forever!
Now if your wife or daughter claims the poster as hers then your safe from man card pulling. At least that is my excuse, since both Edward and the wolf boy are in full show in my daughters room. She thinks their dreamy!
I think Killdeer is on to a great method to keep the poster. Buy your wife a maid marion outfit and role play as her knight in shining armor. It might just work for a few days anyway. Tell her it helps set the mood. You never know, do it right and she might just like it enough to let the poster stay.