Pete...
Mr. Heroic, kick boxer, body builder, tuff guy dude... Don't forget the time I took you to the top of the mountain and you were sobbing trying to keep up with me! I can still do it at 64, so a little respect would be in order!
Do they really have a height requirement???? Come on, don't josh me, just tell me if they do or not! I still have my old roping boots with the three inch heels. Do you think that would work? I have my Resistol hat, too. That adds a lot of height!
Fear not, oh buffed, tough guy, for I am STILL your HERO!
Too F. Short and sexy!