Crappy Question

[Hookeye]

Originally posted by Encino Man:
Boy did I click on the wrong topic to read while I ate my lunch.    

You'll be thanking us on this evening's hunt  

[Zradix]

Originally posted by Bjorn:
Poop with your harness on guys-gals too for that matter!

HAHAHAhahah!!!
Hate to fall and die in that.
I mean..what would be said about you..??

[fireflybow]

Had a friend had the morning emergency on his way to his stand before daylight. Done his duty and went on his way to his stand. He got to his stand and realized he left his bow back where he done his business. It was still dark and he could not find his bow until after it got light enough to see. That story gets brought up every year at our archery club banquet.
Jim @ Firefly Bows

[lpcjon2]

Get a milk jug and put oatmeal in it.You may have to make the top a little smaller(               ) and the oatmeal will bind the urine and just sit under your seat.And the #2 use a zip lock bag,and in winter keep it in your coat  makes a great hand warmer.      

[First White Falcon]

Ray, I'm not that good an aim!!!

[OutbackMan]

I always manage to have to go no matter what as soon as I get to the farm I hunt...I even stop at the gas station 5 minutes away before hand to try to avoid it but it happens...The last week or so I've had some "digestive issues" if you know what I mean...I just lean back against the passenger side of my Explorer and go to town.  The farmer has been taking his corn off recently, so I'm waiting for him to ask me if I've seen Sasquatch once he discovers the "evidence" up and down his lane.  Thank goodness the urge always comes before I get into my stand.

[creekwood]

I think it was Gump that said "It happens".

[ron w]

All I can say is ...been there,,,done that!!! I have really seen more deer with my backside exposed than I have while on watch....      

[adkmountainken]

fuuny thing is Charlie made a super dooper wooden pooper where we set camp. you guys should see that creation, support limbs, twine, fit for a king!

[JamesV]

I once had pain that I could not control, dropped my pants and took care of business from 25 feet up. Within an hour I had a doe under my stand. She never knew anything was wrong until I put an arrow thur her at 5 yrds.

[LongStick64]

You've made a good case for carrying some wipes in every pack.

[Jeff Roark]

I learned soon enough to carry a roll of toilet paper when I hit the woods. I get up and have my morning coffee and by the time I hit the woods it feels like I have drank Blackdraught.

Problem is now I can't get clean with an entire roll of TP. I think I am going to have to start packin wet wipes.

you better start using some dead down wind...hahahaha!

[Hot Hap]

Hard to beat unscented wipes for the Hershey Squirts. Hap

[ScottV_7]

I've tried everything to "bust one loose" before heading out to hunt.  Coffee, breakfast, more coffee, 1/2 mile walk...nothing.  10 minutes in the woods...BAM!!!    

[Bobby Urban]

No different than peeing from your tree - deer will walk on by and pay it no mind.  If they were afraid of poop they would all die of shock running around the woods trying to avoid the millions of piles of poo from every critter out there - as the saying goes, "Does a Bear $%@T in the woods?"  coons, possums, fox, yotes, badger, bobcat, etc....  not to mention birds, and herbaviors.  I always have paper because I use it tracking so I let her fly.  

Bob Urban

[Kapellmeister]

LOL!  I'm reading all of your posts thinking how reassuring it is to know that I'm not the only one that has these issues in the woods! (Including explosive diarrhea... with bibs on... and no tp in the fanny pack!... I can't remember what piece of clothing I ended up ripping up and using.)  Unscented wipes... don't leave home without 'em.

[Cyclic-Rivers]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention,

My poop dont stink    

I think its just nerves. I get that way every time I fly too.

I'm gonna sit that stand in the morning just as a science experiment.

[David Yukon]

I konow it might sound crazy, but a few ziplock bags, a water bottle and a face cloth is all you need to leave no trace!! First you do your #2 in one of the bags, close it shot(no smell). Then you clean your ass with the face cloth you previously damp with the water from the bottle( the problem with wet wipse, is that often the are parfumed and possibly smell anought to tell the deers where you are!!). When all os clean, you put the face cloth in an other bag and pack every thing out the bush, so you don't have to worry about the smell left at the stand!!
Cheers

[Airborne]

When I put up a stand before the season starts I always dig a couple nice deep holes (2-3 ft)around the stand for just this occasion.  Do your biz and then kick the dirt in the hole--since its a deep hole I have had no trouble getting back in stand and seeing critters

[WINDTALKER]

Is nothing taboo on this site   :D   I am glad to see that we all share the same problems