Crappy Question

[LongStick64]

Now I'm going to really watch my step when I'm hunting.

[Plumber]

It goes without saying You guys are a bunch of rookies. I wear a diper an just LET IT RIP.It will contain your odor and keep you warm.

[Jon Stewart]

These posts have been a laugh.  Reminded me of a buddy that was trout fishing on a river in the winter and had to go bad.  Dropped his waders and hooded one piece coveral and did his business.  Pulled everything up and then discovered he crapped in the hood of his one piece.

[Eugene Slagle]

Originally posted by Hookeye:
Trowel??

I need a Kubota with a backhoe!

  You & me both bud.

I keep TP in my pack for just this occasion as well as tracking helper & my unscented wet naps are just as handy for that extra clean feeling as they are for clean up after deer cleaning.

[Stone Knife]

I wonder if that is considered baiting  

[Don Stokes]

I've learned to get up at least an hour and a half before leaving for the woods, to make sure I have time to take care of business. On those other occasions, I depend on green leaves for the cleanup after finding a friendly log to hang over. HOWEVER, be sure you know what kind of leaves they are! Poison ivy is common around here.

I can't imagine trying to hit the opening of a zip-lock! I can see a new product on the way for the hunter who has everything- a zip-lock bag holder for pooping.    

[bornagainbowhunter]

I hunted a place where the deer would use two trails to come into one area.  I hunted on one trail and took a poop on the other to try make them use the trail I was hunting, it didn't work.  They would walk past the poop and never pay it any attention.

[hvyhitter]

Its Murphys Law for deerhunters. "If you have unzipped or dropped trou to take care of NATURES CALL, you are twenty times more likely have a deer walk by." I myself have had the urge on reallly slow days to stand on stand with my pants around my ankles just to tempt the hunting fates. .....instead of TP I carry about 6 paper towls cut in half and placed in a ziplock bag. They are more heavy duty and work better for wiping you hands or blowing your nose.....also, alot of the "wipes" do not breakdown well and you will find them were you left them weeks later.

[jhg]

Originally posted by hvyhitter:
...They are more heavy duty and work better for wiping you hands or blowing your nose...

Before or after they have been "used"?

[hvyhitter]

jhg...If you have to ask, you hunt downwind from me.

[Zmonster]

This is a funny thread.

[jhg]

Originally posted by hvyhitter:
jhg...If you have to ask, you hunt downwind from me.

Touche'

[dragonheart]

As Forrest Gump stated "It happens!"

[Sean B]

Hey Charlie,

Its all ways been good luck for me!!!...its a good thing that I shoot traditional, because I have a lot of left handed gloves with no partners. I all ways make sure that I buy the ones with out the sticky rubber things on them.

[Cyclic-Rivers]

 funny stuff Sean. I almost always carry TP with me just in case. Usually I get the urge before I actually get into the woods. Tthe problem this time was that I releived some pressure at home and then when I reached the stand, well, I had had to act fast, but managed to survive with all my clothing un soiled.

[OutbackMan]

Not sure if it's been mentioned or not, but definately be careful when doing your business if you have any sort of body suit that has a hoody...There's nothing like thinking you're good, putting your clothes back on, and getting back up into your tree only to flop your hood back on and end up w/some new hair gel...Not saying it happened to me, but recently heard a similar story about this...

[lpcjon2]

Cheese,Cheese,Cheese,Cheese eat at least a good pound of cheddar and you will have poop free hunts for at least 3-4 days on the 5th day get your plunger and a magazine and hope for the best.      

[JGRAHAM]

It's really a challenge when you've been on stand and holding it for a couple of hours and you need to get down in a hurry and your in a climber.

[jsweka]

Does a bear $h!+ in the woods?......So do I.

I don't consider it a real hunting season until nature calls.

This thread is hilarious  

[Keefer]

Guys and Gals remember one thing if you have to go real real bad and on a steep hill or incline remember to be facing up the hill and not down when making a Heavy deposit!    This tread reminds me of a fella a few years ago who wrote about having the Gravy squirts and couldn't get out of his stand in time so he let it fly...It dribbled and hit a few of his steps and as he climbed down he had mucky yucky on his hands...