I read Mike's post yesterday AM before anyone else replied to it. I was going to make a "snappy" retort (though I guess they are using Velcro now). However, the more I thought about it, the more I remembered how often I have suffered serious scary moments thinking about that real possibility (in general) hovering in my rapidly aging future :eek: . Considering it in light of how it might apply to my desire to continue hunting well past my current 75 years, I got so depressed I lost my train of thought and couldn't go near the computer for the rest of the day without getting severe tremors and an urge to take up drinking again
Thanks for tightening my bowels up for me, Mike - I ought to be good for at least another 25 years now.
(Some very funny replies here, guys.)