Hey Izzy, you would have to hunt, just to get to the Bronx Zoo, but that was a good one, LOL.
Kansas is nice but like Missouri it gets too many twisters, Alaska I imagine would be great, at least up until the ground starts to shake, Montana beautiful to say the least, that is the western half but unfortunately no ocean, now the upper great lakes, lets see, beautiful, good hunting, sort of has it's own ocean, good fishing in summer and winter, but bad cold winters and less people around, this sounds like the place !
This might sound funny but N.J. would be a pretty good place, if it weren't so corrupt and polluted and crowded, and expensive, Oh and lets not forget about the great firearm laws they have here. Oh yeah, and the stinken liberals.
I would love upstate N.Y. but the gun laws suck just like N.J.
I'll buy a camper and just travel to where I want to live for that season.