Originally posted by camoman:
It's a 12 step process to recovery!
Here you go guys! Maybe this will help you all.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF BOW-AHOLICS ANONYMOUS
1. We admitted we were powerless over buying bows—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.(My wife thinks she has such powers! HA-HA)
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of credit card balances.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our bow purchases we "really had to have"..
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character (before our wives disown us!)
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. (I think that means TRAD GANG gets yanked off the net. Not sure!)
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. (Fancy way of saying "suck up to the wife!)
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.(Doing more chores!)
10. Continued to take personal inventory of our bow collection and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other bow-aholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Sorry guys- i'm bored!!
Rusty
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