Fellas that have been married a long time will understand this... I woke up in the middle of the night some time ago and walked out of the bedroom. Just then my wife asked, "Where are you going?" I told her I was going outside to shoot my bow in the dark. To my surprise she said, "OK, I understand."
So happy me is out there having a blast.
But when I tried to get back into the house I found the doors locked from the inside with a note that read...
"Archery is cool, archery is nice...
Next time you do this, better think twice!"
Signed: Your wife inside with her motor running. :p
... mike ...
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