OK Jamie.....Maybe we can help you out..... :rolleyes:
You see my friend.....First babies are ALLWAYS late.....
Labor ALLWAYS takes a LOOOOONG time.....
Johnstown is ONLY about an hour away from Coxsackie.....
We DO get good cell phone service on the mountain.....
Now let's do a "drill".....
Expectant "Dad" Jamie comes up to the mountains to hunt because "new babies are "ALLWAYS" late. The "New Baby" decides to come early because it doesn't know "the rules" and it REALLY doesn't "care" that "Dad" is on a hunting trip. "Mom" calls "Dad" on the cell phone and tells him that the "New Baby" is coming early,and she is on her way to the hospital. "Dad" assures "Mom" that he is "on his way" and will be there in time for the "little ones" arrival. "Dad" hot-foots down the mountain with the entire "Adirondack Attack" crew in tow,(after all,there was nothing THIS exciting going on up on that mountain anyway LOL). The entire crew takes off for the hospital in a "TradGang Convoy" and arrives in plenty of time for "Dad" to get out of his hunting clothes and into his "birthday suit" and join "Mom" in the delivery room. Meanwhile.....The Adirondack Attack crew is pacing back and forth in the "waiting room" leaving a "multitude" of muddy boot prints on the floor. Finaly the "New Baby" arrives!!!!! The TradGangers CHEER!!!!! and all of the "Gang" agrees that it is the GREATEST TROPHY of the season.In true Native American Tradition the "New Baby" and "Mom" are showered with gifts,and the "New Baby" is given an "Indian" name.....like....."Precious Little One,With Bad Timing"
Well Jamie, Do you think she'll go for it?????