Well, I may live on the side of a hill in Horseshoe Bend Idaho, and I may hunt with a longbow instead of buying my meat in a store, and I may be happier sleeping on the ground in an old tent than spending time at home, but I am still a gentleman, and MAN do I need a knife just like that top gentleman's bowie in the photo above.
A nice, slim, easily carried Bowie. A must-have for a well-bred Idaho Gentleman.
(Alright, alright, I admit it, I am not very civilized, and I am not much of a gentleman, but I still love that knife!)