Ok some things are true. Yes, I make a heck of a deer steak "ala Schaf". Yes, I did break 3 poles in Gurus double bull blind. But hey some guys (appearently me) cannot figure out the 7 second set up. It took me 30 minutes and 3 broken poles with the help of 2 other Montana guys!! But that is another story!
As for cigars...A Cohiba is pretty sweet. Bourbons? I really love Woodford Reserve but will certainly drink JD any time.
OK Guru did put up the stand (my stand) but I picked the tree (or at least thats my story) and yes, I'm sticking with it. Ok, so he did buy me a beautiful, I mean gorgeous Doug Campbell knife. But he got it all dirty with blood and stuff from all the critters he shot out here..(In my really sweet spots).
KS Trapper single handedly reduced the eastern MT rabbit population in half! Than proceeded to out shoot me with his homemade longbow! As if that wasn't enough Guru had to photograph the largest Black Bear in the history of Montana (That I let walk right out of our lives). But, thank fully Guru has preserved the moment so I never forget it!
Yes, I did have to tuck them both in and tell them bedtime stories. Note to anyone who ever hunts with Guru...Don't ever plan on sleeping in! This guy is up before the "rooster".
Now I am adding the Minute Man to my list of non-resident "Misfits". Minute Man, I say that lovingly!
So, be advised after I get a big goat for Minute Man and KS Trapper (AKA Momma P). I am heading to Kansas in November...where KS promises me a big Whitetail. But, I'm sure I'll have to first help Guru drag his big buck out!
Ah... the saga never ends my compadres...