Author Topic: You might be a Redneck if...... (Read 2943 times)

redpepper49 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 07, 2011, 07:51:00 AM »

If you keep a fresh mess of catfish in the coy pond .

Jethro21 · « **Reply #61 on:** March 07, 2011, 10:13:00 AM »

I would say Mudd's post was one of the most disturbing I have read in awhile....

Downwind Lefty · « **Reply #62 on:** March 07, 2011, 10:32:00 AM »

If you're riding through the dinosaur exhibit in Disney - and focusing on spots behind the front leg....guilty....

falconview · « **Reply #63 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:46:00 AM »

If the perfect string silencers you've crafted
are made from your back hair

You might be a red neck

PAPA BEAR · « **Reply #64 on:** March 07, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »

that was nasty mudd.....................
you might be a redneck if you fletch both ends of an arrow for your daughter to have a baton.

Mudd · « **Reply #65 on:** March 07, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »

I guess all I can say in my defense is I wasn't smart enough to think of it on my own...lol

I read an article about pheromones and their powerful affect on bucks... Well, being from Missouri, I had to be shown...lol

God bless,Mudd

Archie · « **Reply #66 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:00:00 PM »

You know you're a trad archery redneck if...

1. You hit "pause" while your kids are watching "Bambi" to teach them shot angles.

2. If you don't consciously try NOT to, you WILL walk the G. Fred Asbell two-step stalk-walk everywhere you go.

3. You and your wife decided last year to save money on a Christmas tree and decorated your ghillie suit instead.

4. You lost your job as an usher at church because your quiver kept getting in the way... and you're gonna file a grievance!

5. You have gotten up at 5am with a flashlight to search for a lost broadhead-arrow that you shot into your neighbor's yard the night before... and you live in the suburbs.

kybownut · « **Reply #67 on:** March 07, 2011, 03:15:00 PM »

im startin to fell better about my self already.

ermont · « **Reply #68 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:02:00 PM »

Mudd I hope to god you didn't touch that bow you traded me during that "dark" time in your life. Let me know if I need to Windex it.

Kapellmeister · « **Reply #69 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:05:00 PM »

... if your favorite color is "plaid"?

sorefingers · « **Reply #70 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:28:00 AM »

If your backdoor is your targets backstop. and so your friends always use the front door.

WhiteOaks · « **Reply #71 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:45:00 AM »

I never thought being a Redneck was a bad thing.
I'm proud to say I've done 90% of the things listed and yes, My wedding and the birth of my 2 sons were all planned to not get in the way of opening day of deer season. Opening day of deer season is a major holiday in my town.

Fischman · « **Reply #72 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:32:00 AM »

If you've shot deer out your back door with only your boots and underwear on. If you plan to save money on dog food with all them deer carcasses in the front yard they drag up from the skinning shed. If you have "fixed" a favorite pair of hunting boots with camo duct tape. If your dress shoes have vibram tread on them !

sagebrush · « **Reply #73 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:46:00 AM »

I went bear hunting with a friend who was baiting bears for a while back in the late eighties. One thing he used at the time was what Mudd was talking about. They were his sister's. They were hanging all over the trees around his bait site. He swore by them. Gary

Mudd · « **Reply #74 on:** March 08, 2011, 07:53:00 AM »

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Originally posted by sagebrush:
I went bear hunting with a friend who was baiting bears for a while back in the late eighties. One thing he used at the time was what Mudd was talking about. They were his sister's. They were hanging all over the trees around his bait site. He swore by them. Gary

"Blood and pheromones"

ermont not to worry as they had invented latex gloves already.....lol

God bless,Mudd

Roy Steele · « **Reply #75 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:01:00 AM »

If you have so many mounts couple are hanging in the kitchen.

Spectre · « **Reply #76 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:34:00 AM »

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Originally posted by owlbait:
...if you wear a skirt while turkey hunting!

HEY!! I resemble that remark. I wear a skirt for everything hunting.

Mike Mecredy · « **Reply #77 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:29:00 PM »

If you think the department of Alcohol Tobbacco and Firearms is where you buy camping supplies, then you......

WESTBROOK · « **Reply #78 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:38:00 PM »

Mike...

owlbait · « **Reply #79 on:** March 08, 2011, 06:13:00 PM »

THat skirt thing is for joebuck, I read he was wearing a skirt to hunt turkeys...man, that has to be redneck!


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