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Offline mooseman1967

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2011, 06:43:00 PM »
If your 3 year olds tricycle has a bow rack on the handlebars.... You might be a redneck.
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Offline MarkE2006

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2011, 08:21:00 PM »
"5. You have gotten up at 5am with a flashlight to search for a lost broadhead-arrow that you shot into your neighbor's yard the night before... and you live in the suburbs."

They (Rednecks) are wherever you find them.
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Offline arky714

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2011, 08:56:00 PM »
If you got 2 pair or more of snake boots...if you shoot your longbow in your camo boxers,can't wait till next years camo patterns come out..if you been bit more than twice by cottenmouths  and your best deerstand is on your front porch..of your mobile home...you go elk hunting instead of buying new refigerator...
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Offline joekeith

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2011, 10:34:00 PM »
Hey Mudd don't feel bad, I guess I read the same article or sumpin'......

My dog may be a redneck cause he keeps comin' home with different deer parts.  The last was a skull with one 3 point rack on it....

Might be a redneck if have shot more turkeys with your bow from "inside" the house...

Might be a redneck if had to take 4" of lift off your Bronco so that you could get it in the garage...

Might be a redneck if ya burnt down your log cabin gettin' ready to deep fry a turkey...

Might be a redneck if the fire dept. wouldn't come up to your house to put the fire out till all the ammo in your reloading room quit goin' off..... really
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Offline bornagainbowhunter

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #84 on: March 09, 2011, 09:56:00 AM »
Ammo cookin' off in a house fire...  I told my wife that if our house ever caught on fire that we would just have to watch it burn for the same reason.

I love the "my dog must be a redneck" one.  My dog must be akin to yourns.

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Offline USN_Sam1385

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2011, 06:59:00 PM »
Mudd. I too am from Missouri... your post was pretty disgusting. BUT.. I only have one question?

Does it work??? ;-p

Seriously tho.. does it....?
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Offline Mudd

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2011, 07:11:00 PM »
I don't think it hurt anything...lol

God bless,Mudd
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Offline Cal bow

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #87 on: April 19, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »
You are a redneck if you spend all of your time on sites like this instead of cruising porn like everyone else.
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Offline Aunty

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2011, 08:57:00 PM »
i was always wondering what makes a redneck a redneck 80% of the stuff i have done lol. Mudd your comment i heard it works. Asked the Mrs she ant to impressed lol
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Offline snakebit40

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #89 on: April 20, 2011, 03:07:00 PM »
If you tell your wife you don't want to sleep in the same bed for awhile because November is 9 months away...and I don't want to be having a kid in 9 months LOL...she's not happy about this one    :biglaugh:
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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #90 on: April 20, 2011, 03:53:00 PM »
If your favorite fantasy involves Dolly Parton and a 160 class whitetail........Don't ask!
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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #91 on: April 20, 2011, 03:55:00 PM »
nice rack(s)    :knothead:
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Offline KyStickbow

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #92 on: April 20, 2011, 05:45:00 PM »
...if ur skinning pole is your kids jungle gym.
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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #93 on: April 20, 2011, 05:47:00 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by ron w:
If your favorite fantasy involves Dolly Parton and a 160 class whitetail........Don't ask!
I'm asking...????
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Offline Footed Shaft

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Re: You might be a Redneck if......
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2011, 06:12:00 PM »
You might be a redneck if...... you have a camo wedding ring! LOL Oh and i have 2 of them!!! Bill
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