Author Topic: Speaking of Quotes..... (Read 6988 times)

Littlejake · « **Reply #80 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:53:00 PM »

Bowhunting is about the chase and the chance not the kill.
Happiness is a low anxiety blood trail.
BOWHUNTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!

boznarras · « **Reply #81 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:03:00 PM »

DocNock reminded me of this one.
My hunting buddy's 15 year old son talking to some vegetarians at dinner:

"If you aren't supposed to eat animals, how come they are all made out of meat?"

jackdaw · « **Reply #82 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:29:00 PM »

"The first shot I shot over him, the second shot I shot under him and the third shot I missed him entirely".....Me...1977

mmisciag · « **Reply #83 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:33:00 PM »

Tim said, "That was well shot." I said, "but I missed." 4/20/2011

Martin

Benha · « **Reply #84 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:36:00 PM »

If I hadn't missed him I would of killed him dead. Me

jackdaw · « **Reply #85 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:46:00 PM »

We alway tell my hunting partner Gifty..."you're so bowlegged you couldn't trap a hog in a ditch"....

MCNSC · « **Reply #86 on:** April 21, 2011, 10:05:00 PM »

My buddy Dale said " I saved his life, that snake was going to bite him if I hadnt killed it. Said after shooting a rattle snake that I was having a little trouble killing.
Later that day Dale killed a nice buck and came to get me to help trail it at dark. We pull up in a plowed field and he shows me where the deer came out and then went back in to a thicket. I asked how far back in there have you been. His reply " I aint been in there yet"

Barry Wensel · « **Reply #87 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:00:00 PM »

"By the Jesus mister, when I saw them hawns comin' across that clearcut I pawed the caw-locks right to 'em" Larry Benoit 1974

" She just inherited several million dollars. Not a real purty girl but she's a lot better looking when she's laying next to her checkbook" Frank Adcock 1994

At a country cafe in Bainbridge, GA that was having a fish special. Marty McMahon to the waitress, "How's your snapper?"

My son Jason as an eight year old while playing soccer, " I almost got a goal until that goalie kid got in the way."

jeanpaul3006 · « **Reply #88 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:12:00 PM »

My son joel was seven at the time when he asked if he could bring his bow when he was going deer hunting with me. I asked why he needed his bow, so he answered "so i can finish him of for ya" evidently he saw me practising that day

Red Beastmaster · « **Reply #89 on:** April 22, 2011, 08:58:00 AM »

I used to work at a coal lab with a few other guys. It was a nasty, filthy, boring job. A popular way to pass the time was "cutting" on each other. We'd trade insults on each other until someone would eventually tire of it and bow out in defeat. We only had one rule, NO MOTHERS!

Two of the guys were going at it for quite awhile and were running out of verbal digs to throw at each other.

Rick said "Oh yeah, well, you're illiterate!".

To this, Sonny replied, "Oh no, I have a mom and a dad!"

When we finally stopped laughing we had to explain to Sonny the difference between illiterate and illegitimate. LOL

Zradix · « **Reply #90 on:** April 22, 2011, 09:13:00 AM »

That is good.

Thanks for the mornin smile.

Terry Green · « **Reply #91 on:** April 22, 2011, 09:18:00 AM »

Barry Wensel and Biggie while watching a big black bear....

Barry, ....'Want me to run in and tree him while you film'?....

Biggie...'What if he don't Tree'???...

Barry....'You'll get great footage either way'.

Zradix · « **Reply #92 on:** April 22, 2011, 09:20:00 AM »

Hawkeye · « **Reply #93 on:** April 22, 2011, 01:15:00 PM »

From my dear, late friend Jerry Pierce- builder of "the bow money can't buy," the Choctaw recurve, and one of the great men in the history of our sport...

"I feel sorry for all the poor the souls who go down the high technology path of bowhunting. And at the end, claiming success, that have not even the basic skills to sharpen a broadhead or could not identify the aroma of a cedar wood shaft."

I miss that man!

ermont · « **Reply #94 on:** April 22, 2011, 04:41:00 PM »

My brother and I were talking about stuff on a ridgetop one morning and the subject of my ex-wife came up and he said "yeah she was nuttier than a squirrel turd." He was right.

Chub · « **Reply #95 on:** April 22, 2011, 05:37:00 PM »

when you call your buddy about hutin saturday he says no i tell mine ill be over tonite to get your tag

Froggy · « **Reply #96 on:** April 22, 2011, 05:39:00 PM »

"Mind over matter", if you don't mind, then it don't matter"

seabass · « **Reply #97 on:** April 22, 2011, 05:45:00 PM »

this is one from me to a hunting buddy after slipping out to go hunting when she didn't want me to go."it is easier to ask for forgiveness than is is to ask for permission"he loved it but she didn't find the humor in it,steve

Charlie Lamb · « **Reply #98 on:** April 22, 2011, 06:20:00 PM »

I killed about a six foot rattler down in Texas on the "Mod Melt" hunt years back. I cut off his head and slammed the stump in the tail gate of my truck so he wouldn't bleed all over.

After dark and having forgotten about the snake in back I picked up two other hunters. "Throw your gear in the back and jump in", says I.

Next thing I hear is, "YEEOOWWWWWWwwwwwww". The scream seemed to diminish after they ran the first hundred yards.

Come to think of it, that's the last thing they ever said to me.

Or..... my old huntin buddy Butch while bragging about a deer he'd shot. "Killed him with one well placed shot... not sure where the other two shots went."

Mudd · « **Reply #99 on:** April 22, 2011, 06:57:00 PM »

"Killed him with one well placed shot... not sure where the other two shots went."

Charlie that one is a treasure worth the remembering...lol

Thanks for sharing it...lol


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