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Offline Shaun

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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2011, 11:45:00 PM »
One I learned from Wensels, "Just as I came to full draw I thought I heard a baby cry."
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2011, 12:13:00 PM »
I forgot to lick my arrow and it didn't stick.

 
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #62 on: November 17, 2011, 12:57:00 PM »
Shoulda practiced from my tree stand more.....
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #63 on: November 17, 2011, 01:06:00 PM »
I fell over backwards off my Nifty seat, twice in one week. Not really an excuse, but now I cannot remember the excuse I had for not using my Huntmore chair.
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Offline bornagainbowhunter

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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #64 on: November 17, 2011, 03:26:00 PM »
Must have plucked the string!

that recurve just shoots flatter than my longbow!

I just blew it, dont know how, but I blew it!!

Must have shot the spine out of them arrows!!

The wind made my arrow plane...

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Offline Mike Most

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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #65 on: November 17, 2011, 05:28:00 PM »
I aimed at the whole deer....

I didnt want to do all that gutting anyway...
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2011, 06:26:00 PM »
The Tree My Stand is in MOVED for Some reason...Scared the Poo Outta Me just as I was About to Release!!!
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #67 on: November 17, 2011, 07:48:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Stumpkiller:
I forgot to lick my arrow and it didn't stick.

   
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too funny Charlie
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #68 on: November 17, 2011, 07:49:00 PM »
My arrows were cut too short and they didn't quite make it to the deer!
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2011, 04:28:00 AM »
He was far to close thought i would back him up alittle
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #70 on: November 28, 2011, 06:21:00 PM »
Gotta see em to miss em! I was sleeping!
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #71 on: November 28, 2011, 06:53:00 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by GRINCH:
I was so excited I farted upon release
Too heavy a bow will cause that sound too!
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #72 on: November 28, 2011, 07:02:00 PM »
Charlie,
That sleeping excuse sounds like me. I couldn't tell you the number of times I have fallen asleep on a stand. Of course, that way I miss seeing the deer. When I miss hitting them it is the magnetic field making me miss.
Hope you are well.
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Offline Duncan

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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #73 on: November 28, 2011, 08:00:00 PM »
A hawk thought my headnet was a squirrel....just as I was about to release.
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Offline Shifting Shadow

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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2011, 05:25:00 AM »
My true excuse: The buck was too close, I didn't know where to put the arrow!

My favorite excuse after reading this thread: To keep it fair chase, I first fired a warning shot over the head of the deer.

My new best excuse: Due to the intense magnetic activity of the sun causing an electric arc, the arrow veered off course.

Unfortunately, this rare phenonenon is due to re-occur on the 15th, my next hunting date.
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2011, 03:28:00 PM »
"I had to take two steps to the left to get a clean shot, in my excitement I forgot I was in my hang on stand".   :scared:
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2011, 03:37:00 PM »
It's the economy's fault...At the moment I was about to release I remembered I had called in sick and there was no way my boss wasn't gonna hear about this big one so I missed on purpose so i could keep my job.
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #77 on: November 29, 2011, 03:45:00 PM »
Bow mis-fired!
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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2011, 03:47:00 PM »
Arrow fell off the string due to a defective nock just as I released.

The noise from the dry fire killed the buck from a heart attack but with no bloodtrail I never was able to find him.
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Offline tradshooter

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Re: Need Your Excuses
« Reply #79 on: November 29, 2011, 03:58:00 PM »
I missed a good shot today, heck....I couldn't hit my butt with a banjo!

I'm sure that buck had an invisible force field around him and it deflected my arrow.
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