Look at it this way... IF you had had some candy with you, you would have been mugged and your candy eaten while someone sat on you and made you watch.
When I went into Mule Deer camp with the Wensel boys I always had two trunks with great big, unbreakable pad locks on them. This way, I knew that our chow would still be there when we came in to cook supper.
Also, you would not have had to bear the risk of walking into a room where they were lying on their backs in their skivvies, looking like two disgusting beached whales. I have photos of that! DISGUSTING! I also have photos of them in their skivvies doing a Sumo gig. REALLY, REALLY DISGUSTING...skid marks and all!
Did you miss much? Nawwww!
Barry is a wee bit classier than Gene, but not by much!
(Gene...drop me an email. I have a question for you!)
Too F. Short