No way Merle, dentist is my right hand. He uses the teeth he pulls from you youngens to keep the count on this here thread.
Be vewy,vewy,careful, with the metamucil jokes. Ol Whip don't take that too kindly. He's a banker you know. That means he's good with numbers. Don't make me draft him to keep the tally. Them there bankers count like this,3 for me,1 for you.
Don't much matter no how, that speedo will be up your crack before too long. By the way, I get to pick the date of your plunge. You better have a good auger!