It was many, many years ago.
I had never hunted deer before. Actually, I had never hunted outside my home state of Alaska. I was a stranger to hunting around other people, or "private land," and I had CERTAINLY never climbed a tree to hunt before.
Someone gave me access to their private property, "There's a lot of deer there, and you're the only person with permission to hunt it," they said.
I packed up my bow, a portable tree stand that looked a lot like a super-sized monopoly game piece, and about an hour before first light, found a tree to climb.
Now, I'm not scared of heights... but I am scared of falling. As I grunted, groaned, and sweated putting in my screw-in steps, I hugged that tree for dear life. All the while, I got higher, and higher... and higher. It was probably around 25 feet up that I decided I was high enough. That skinny tree was swaying back and forth and I felt like it was going to break off at the base.
A couple of trips down and back up the tree -- all the while hugging that tree like a koala, absolutely scared to death -- and then I pulled up my bow. I thought, "Man, am I glad there is no one else here to watch this!" I got my safety strap all cinched on, and the sun was coming up. About 2 minutes later I realized I had to take a leak. Bad. So, I thought that I'd better hurry up and get it done before the deer herds started by. Another perilous trip down the tree.
Puff puff puff, I gripped that tree again and climbed down. I determined that it would be best to walk about 50 yards away and relieve myself, so as to remove the scent from the area. I found a good tree, went right up to it and started marking it for all I was worth.
My eyes wandering, I looked up, and jumped like I'd seen a ghost! About 10 feet up in the tree I was relieving myself on... was A GUY sitting in a tree stand! It about scared the heebie-jeebies out of me, so I zipped up, turned around, and walked back from whence I came. A lot of thoughts ran through my head. "What's he doing here? No one else has permission to hunt here!" And then I realized that he had been watching the entire spectacle as I put up that stand.
I walked back to the tree, took down my steps and the stand, and went home. That guy's probably gonna tell that story for the rest of his life.